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www.kavizzle.blogspot.com B-sides

heres a bunch of stuff i never published for one reason or another.

14/12/08 - untitled
"My head rests low on this soft pillow,
I wait with a hot ear for sleep's numb embrace.
The winter leaves a cold nose upon my face.

I think of things that i know
will send me to my happy place
to shield myself from my own disgrace."

24/01/09 - untitled
"Word! so i is gna let da blak hlf of me take ova dis post ..innit blad? lol im so not black! "

24/03/09 - at the cabinet
"i met alan milburn today, i told him i dropped the idea of taking politics at uni to do law. He laughed."

12/04/09 - 50th post extravaganza
"yes folks this is my 50th post. i thinkin of whether i should so a lil montage of my blog so far, or like a lil clip show but i dnno wt parts of the blog are good and it wud take so much effort that theres reli no point. also i believe that holiday depression has kikd in. i may be an uber loner who shies away from social interaction when its in abundance, however now it has been replaced by morning lay ins and revision, i feel incredibly lonely. anyway this is meant to be a celebration. but is there anything to be proud of? if anything having a blog survive this long is something to be ashamed like continuing relations with someone reli reli offtime...u guys know who im talkin about lol! hehe its weird how the slightest thing can cheer u up. yh so i think im gnna keep it simple and just do some megapost. thing is no1 likes reading some huge post, its daunting. atleast i fukkin post boys. for fuck sake! all i ask is for something to read from my peers and look at wt bullshit i get. end up spending my time readin the fukkin bbc news website. hmmm im angry. any other emotions i can express? well i stopped typing for like 5 mins cos those thoughts were mean and bad, not for postin, i alredi got in some shit for talkin about rubenism. thats another thing that pisd me off. its perfectly alright for me to go up to ruben and call him a cuntbag and thats bein funny and teasin, but if i am being clearly non sequitur, yes tanjil i looked it up and added it to my vocabulary, in written form then i become a harsh dikhed. bullshit. see this is what a blog shud be like, a teenager whining. anyway! celebration. oh yh i reli like this coke advert music, its called open hapiness, it has the patd guy in it. coolness. hows on earth does music sound happy. and dont bullshit george about major and minor kk. i mean why does it SOUND happy? how can something sound happy. i might actuli stop here and pik up 2mozzle guys, it wil be the first time i save it as a draft!! ooooo revolutionary. god being in a bad mood doesnt help at all......

good afternoon. where to pick up ay? i ws wochin the speaker on bbc iplayer, and i saw haroon. that filled me with jealousy, why couldnt I be that gangsta?:( speaking is so east for some ppl. mostly dikheds. why do dikheds always have the mst to say? *cough*bakr*cough*max*cough*. lol its not as subtle in written form. wen smart ppl talk lots then they become snobs. not u tanjil, ur not patronize at all. oh yh does "sharples" ring a bell? sad ol' kavi googled names and came across some information:p. lol this post is totali showin how mean i am! im surprised i havent talkd about ruben more. i dont like this post. - 13/4/09 draft"

13/04/09 - 50th post extravaganza (2)
"abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz..... 6 seconds not bad. so welcome to my 50th post. cherry coke in one hand, and a deperately lonley teenager, mmhmm its bloggin time. i need to stop my cherry coke intake. lol some guys just kikd a football at my front door. my doors fine, so i spose its good to see ppl still playin football. any other day and i wuda been pissd off. i wudnt have sed anything, but i wuda been annoyed. whoah some nymphets just passd my house, lol this window is shwing alot today. and by nymphets i mean they were pretty yung. like 6 months. lol nah. but yh probz nt legal. man im kinda sik arent i. so nehoo merrett is hosting some sort of social gathering tonight, shud be shit. lol i hope he reads this afterwards. i actuli had a long post half way done with the same title as this, but i didnt publish it and is still in my drafts cos i didnt like the direction it ws heading in. theres a first for everything ay! yh i might release sometime in the future. its not nice wen u realise u have to change how u act or ur behaviour. i kno how racist feel. or smokers. or paedophiles. mainly cos im all three. holidays are shit. lets face it. holidays = revision = struggle = promises to self to work harder. ugh! tanjil if ur gnna make another point about hw u dont revise u can just go and fuk off kk? gess which website i ws on the other day. www.ukgermanconnection.org. hmmm sharples, thats an odd surname. anyhoo. lol im so sad. thats why i have a blog i suppose. and its my 50th post YAY! 50 posts... thats reli reli sad:p im gonna publish this blog in book form one day. i wonder if it will sell. or be heavily censored. if im gnna be PM this blog cud reli make or break my election campaign....mainly break. unless i ws a libdem or respect candidate. god wt sad loserish parties. actuli nick cleggs views on the lisbon treaty are quite sensible. but thats all. shud i change the title of this blog? i ws just lookin at it and its kinda shit. what happens on msn shud stay on msn.... what does that even mean? i suppose that a load of crazy shit happens on msn, and shud not continue into REAL life. it does happen alredi i think. ppl are totally less shy on msn. also u can be funnier cos u dnt have to be quik to be witty, u just have to think of something funny to say in ur own time. thats wen kavi shines:D its reli cloudy outside. shit. i get so bored at parties that i just look at the stars alot of the time. i even made my own constellations. i found this one that looked like a bear, so i calld it ursa major. i dnt wnna giv it one of those shiity names the greeks made up."

peace

My 50th Post

hi guys and welcome to my fiftieth post. is that how u spell 5oth? it may also be last post:( i was thinking and maybe its time to put these juvenile, lonely yet theraputic posts behind me, and 50 is a nice round number. so for dramatic effect plz gasp or look in shock:O:O. so put your seat belts on and brace yourself. i wonder how to embed music into these blogs...i dnt reli wnna put a video in but like some sad music. its kinda weird how music can sound happy or sad. and all u musik folk dont bullshit me about major n minor. i ws lookin at the stars yday cos i have a flatroof outside my bedroom window and no1 ws home and it w reli nice. lukkily it ws (IS) april so i got to see ursa major. (i thought of this cos i sed "dont bullshit me about major n minor" funny how the mind works) yh i also saw ursa minor. the greeks had some dum stories:p zeus is such a player tho. hmmm im not reli in blog mode. i shuda just made like a montage :p or like a clip show. actuli we all hate clip shows. its like u get paid to think of new material dont recycle, u were never eco friendly. malheuresment i dont get paid... not yet anyway. im gnna publish this blog one day. itll give my election campiagn a boost. bnp have gt a good chance of gettin a few european seats this yr, claims jaki smith. lol i totaly apoligize for the spellin of her name. hw do u spel it? jaqui? anyways its a dum name. i always get mixd up between smith and harman. women all look the same to me. just like chinese ppl. i though how it ws jokes how harriet harman gt blamed for her husband lookin at porn. ( btw im sure a lot of u cant tell wen im being funny, ofcourse it was jaqui smith not harman that involved in the scandal, i INTENTIONALLY switched them up 2 make a point.) anyways, i wud pissd if i were a woman and my husband lookd at porn, and then to get blamed for it is just like lol. only with new labour. i ws tryin to defend the tories the other day. they arent the anti christ, they ARE ppl, but if u defend something ur clearly one of them. fukkin hypocrites. dont ask me why they are, it just seems that way, i havent actuli thought about it. hmm i shud dum this post down just in case matt decides to read it. so man utd are practically out of the champions league. i hate how itv reporters BLATANTLY support man utd. god the bias is not good. theyr even worse wen it comes to england in sport. i support england just like the rest of us, but i expect ppl who work for the bbc, not jonathan ross ofcourse, to act with a little finesse. do NOT refer to england as WE when commentating, its just not right. particularly if ur gnna be broadcasting in wales and scotland, but still even in england as well. i think international sports ws created blates cos of racism. xcept the olympics. actuli maybe that aswell. it just proves which nation are genetically better. or atleast were before globalisation and all the pakis were shipped over here. lol this is not a happy post. this tree opposite my house has reli amazed me u kno. i saw a comment on post b4 about wen i talkd about a tree and wteva, theres a tree right outside my house. and basikli the branches were cut off cos theyr were messin up the telephone lines. now its growing new branches and atm they look like roots and theyr growin leaves. amazing blud! the amount of time i spend starin out of the window jst proves how lively my life is. whos fault is that? sigh. i think too much. i keep tellin myself it IS better to be socrates dissatisfied. im not sure tho. i dnt understand hw philosophy students get any work, u just think and think and u cud just keep thinkin until u end up living in ur own fantasy world. an ideal that has no chance of actuli existing. well unless u can stop thinkin about it and do something about it. lol the house opposite mine all gt burglar alarms installd now. they all gt burgled. i cant afford one. wt a waste of money, a burglar wud have nothing to steal in my house, xcept a whole load of carrier bags my mum collects from tesco and sainsburys. i miss my mum. shes in instanbul, so i gtta do the washin up n shit. i actuli had to go out and buy milk! 2 be fair milk lasts like 20x longer nows shes away cos she drinks tea like 5 times a day. its crazy. well ill call it a day there. perhaps i may return to this blog, but not for a while now. take care and peace.

Hello Mr Reader

Hello Mr Reader,
Mr i am going to read wategwann's blog,
Mr i was on the internet so i thought i might as well read this,
Mr i ran out of sites to look at on the internet that i read this blog,
Mr i spend my entire life on my PC,
Mr i can do everything i need to on this piece of machinery,
Mr i can't figure out why im sitting on this same seat so much,
Mr i don't like my life being a routine,
Mr i can't change because reform is not part of the routine,
Mr i don't fit in,
Mr i don't think its my fault i don't fit in,
Mr i blame society for my troubles,
Mr i am a Marxist/Anarchist/Nationalist/Racist,
Mr i know when i'm wrong,
Mr i am never wrong though,
Mr i am unique,
Mr i am so different,
Mr i am miles ahead of my time,
Mr i will show the world,
Mr i hate the world,
Mr i am so good looking,
Mr i don't like how everyone's jealous of me
Mr i don't need to try,
Mr i will leave and never come back,
Hello Mr reader, and goodbye.

lol?

this blog in microsoft word

have you ever....?

ooh blank page, my fave;) so wts there to say this fine afternoon? fuk alll! ive been well frustrated 2day, even as we speak my fingers arent movin as fast as i wud like, so ill leave them behind, if yu cant read wt i type then im sopz kk ?arghhh i liek musik cos it makes me angry or atleast lests me relz\sae tyhis jdpty otg dfoanget d'f;pkk;k no my words tneed to make sense, kavi stop it...!! kk i back aor ami who knows zll ai kow is tnat worda te in the wawuwordsa re the enemey of the wrl.d.

i dont know what it is about me that stops me expressing anger. from time to time i do let bits out but its not nearly enough to remain emotionally healthy. i think its because we live in such a anti-anger/emotive and pro- logical age. fuk locke and mills. now u wud think that ws anger right. im afraid that ws irony. that makes me even more angry.

anger doesnt get u any where. u start shoutin at a bank manager, he'll say "calm down sir". u smash an RBS window and suddenly ur a criminal! protest gets u nowhere simply because theyre angry. the french were angry, and starving, for how many years before they decided that theyd kill their king?

i get upset alot, probz cos its like the closest thing to anger. im upset right now. is there a difference between being annoyed and being angry? u kno im contemplating whether to post this.... lol if i dont then kavi u are actuli talkin 2 urself:p that made me smile

i suppose a crappy post will make my 50th post extravaganza look all the more impressiv;) hmm i think ive cheered up. lets start the post:D

have u ever stared at ur name? now im talkin to asian ppl here in particular.i spose tanjil is the only asian reader i have. well i ws lookin at my name for like 20 mins KAVI... thats my name! i am defined by those 4 letters. if some one sees those letters they think of me. that word is my representative. kavi. its kinda a dum name. kavi. wt names begins with a K? LOL kate. how cud i 4get:p i actulu snorted juice out of my nose wen i realised that. kate oh kate.... mmmmm.. the things i wud do to kate. she'd be left with no ear lobes and with a mohican...mmm. actuli i dnno about kate. i heard she gt thirsty in a male changin room once... lool kk thats enuf. i found out that i am part of a family thats unbelievably racist. now surprisingly i am not actually a racist. racist jokes mock racists. well atleast i think theyre sposed to. but my mother and my auntie were upset about goin to a restraunt the other day, and here it is, because they knew ther wud be muslim, thats right real muslims eatin in the same ROOM as them. outrageous reli. i surprised the place didnt blow up. hav u ever lookd at an explosion on tv and thought hmmm i cud blates survive that. i didnt realise how many trees there are on my road:S are their trees on every road? i spose not. its weird how i never see trees as living things. well i do on paper, in text books and to promote my rather illogical vegetarianism. god im so tired. u kno wt? i think im gna have some coffee, its been so long since ive seen my friend. brb

...... mmmm... i actuli have goosebumps now. a mug of coffee is like a woman, u hold them close and get ther sweet nectar, and then send them back to the kitchen wen ur done. good god, why did i giv this stuff up? lol u myt not but i havent been typing in like 10 mins. mmmm..im soz guys im gnna end this here, i wnt some alone time...peace

the post that never was / Q&A

"dude cheerios never tasted so good. those were my thoughts as i ate for the first time in 2 days. thats right folks im gnna do a "simmonds" and talk about what i've done and how my life's been in the last cupla days. weeelll nehoo i had a tummy bug, reli nasty stuff, and i threw up like loadsa times. not just regular throwin up but like propa violent ones, cos it felt like someone was actuli squeezin my stomach real hard. then my mum shouted at me for wastin food."
- kavi

Ugh! i gta start revisin 2day, 7 whole modules to learn, sigh. my god now wonder george finds it so hard writin posts, talkin about ur activities is reli shit.

"dude just start writing, you'll think of things to write once you've got the momentum. also good posts happen by accident, so the longer to write for the more likely you'll have some good content, its just probability, i bet ur glad u did stats now!"
- Julius (kavi's imaginary friend)

not reli, i gta revise it, i mean seriously who names a distribution after a fish? oh yh lol did u see the advert for the new salmon fish finger, its quite funny i recommend u get it on dvd.

"dude i dont kno where ur goin with this quote thing.. but who am i to judge. its funny how i never see u and a mirror in the same room. ahhhh i figured it out! loool! god dude u reli have a ongoing theme goin on dont u... and turn off that beyonce album u've been listenin to it for 2 weeks now!"
- wategwann

dont tell me wt to do, u aint my daddy! not that i listen to him neways. well that ws a useless post, i wonder what name to give it.....

peace

english teacher

"skool ti naht redrah s'ti ,sdrawkcab gnitirw yrt anng m'i os" - gaelic poet

so.... hey again, history coursework is over, so im finding myself with an increasing amount of spare time. so the first challenge when writing a blog post is... u guessed it! thinking of something to talk about! there really are so many things one can talk about, but its the selection of that one special topic that makes a blogpost worth while. so today im gonna talk about clouds. i see no reason why not, we see them pretty much every day. also its important to work some sort of humour or like a message to make the reader smile atleast once. funny topics include; long words, pain, racism, sexism and in general rebelling against conventional society through words.

Clouds
I saw a cloud 2day, actuli more than one, like a gazillion. it was beautiful. but it was laughin at me, that whorish ball of liquid. so i thought allows it then, ill be the bigger man and walk away, but that muther fuker followed me all day, changing size and colour. so wen i got off the train and realised it was still following me i sed, look dude, im a bamf yh so dnt mess wit ayyyyyyt? then i walkd off. but that fat ass mutha fuka decided to spit at me! the nerv! who repeatedly spits at ppl? honestly! and it wasnt just me aswell! it ws spittin at this random, and rather peng, lady on the other side of the road. but she ws like puttin up with this bullshit and pulld out some uber umbrella. now im not the richest guy, i dnt evn buy lunch.... well i say that... but still im not middle classd. perhaps in the heart i am but thats besides the point. i cant be goin round buyin umbrellas and coats just cos one jackass feels like hes gnna show everyone whos the big man around here. so any way i walkd home.

now analysing that passage, its quite obvious of what the cloud represents, the burden of newly found adolescent responsibility. lol? soz i only had like 5 mins. peace

Rubenism

For the love of god, i hope Ruben does not find his way to this post. Not that i fear i will offend but purely because the overwhelming process of self-realisation may prove to be too much for his frail emotional being. There are 4 main tenets to Rubenism:

1. Emotional fragility
2. Dull conformism
3. Delayed conformism
4. Hyoocrisy

Emotional Fragility
To be masters of one's emotions is a tricky challenge, with hormones flying through a young and sexually charge teenager. The outmost rejection of self-control is the pinnacle of Rubenism and is a by-product of all the other tenets. It is often argued that this trait is not a way of thinking in itself, but is inevitable in the life of an every day Rubenist. Regardless of petty classification, the instable nature of one's mind is the rejection of one's self and off society, an attack on the conformism Rubenist strive to defend and enhanced by the realisation of hypocrisy.

Dull Conformism
Conformism is essential to everyday life, and is the force that binds all humans together. However unsubstantial or "Dull" conformism is often seen as parasite of modern progress. Attacking orinality, it stops people thinking differently and stops the cogs in a pluralistic society. Rubenists disagree and believe the path to hapiness is through community and total secularisation.

Delayed conformism
The average Rubenist does not just conform but also wait to see the effects of certain conformations. Just as Peter the Great took on western ideas after being tested in the west, Rubenism encourages tested conformity. However, this is not a check to avoide inpracticle conformal values, but a test to see how popular it is. Rubenism supports the idea of democracy and that the majority is always right.

Hypocrisy
With the rebellious nature of teenage behaviour, there is the notion of anti-conformism being a promoted philosphy. However to conform to the concept of non-conformism would be outright hypocrisy. It is this that starts the vicious cycle of Rubenism. The self-hate started by self-analysis leads to emotional fragility and the search for comfort amongst peers, which can only be received through conformity. The wound is so deep however, that the Rubenists have to conform so extensively leading to dull conformism. The intense conformism leads Rubenists falling behind recent trends and analysing the spread of new ones. All in all the conformity leads to hypocrisy starting the cycle once more. Rubenism leads to anger and hate.



NOTE TO ALL
This is not to be taken literally or with any sort of seriousness. This is a JOKE!!!
peace

so I this its didnt brings time realise me to how to get hard my all this conclusion. experimental was colours on going are ur to fun arses, be lol. mmmhmm ah have damn man u right im ever mutha in wondered fuka. way if actuli over people this my see isnt head. colours so hey exactly crazy, thats the reminds loser same me talk, way of i as the bet you davinci jesus code do? reli. never ofcourse i sed reckon you reading that.have, this its i is time really quite to do tedious face so patronize ill the y'all probz music dont stop and i in lol.the dance.:p near lol future yeah peace

Peace

fragmented poetry

comic relief day 2day...wt a joke.

how comes an ice-cube never has sharp corners?
questions like that keep me up at night. insomnia.
just kiddin, i sleep like a baby. constantly urinating....

caffeine fuks up ur body clock... so does BST but its unpatriotic to complain about that
whats there not to love about a nation that voted in thatcher
that profitted of the slave trade
that is involved in torture in guantanamo bay...not that i wud kno
i kno fuk all

i like french...but i hate french...
i wnna speak bt i dnt wnna learn..
laziness man
i blame the algerians

its never good to not say what u feel
thats why im ill
thank god for calpol
strawberry goodness
7+ includes adults right?

my hand hurts
and makes weird noises
too much masturbating
cover up the serious problem in my hand with a joke
run away pussyole, did it again

this blog is takin on a poet like structure
lots of lines
short sentences
they best put this in the anthology
wen im poet laureate
......
lol dont laugh

im gnna be a lawyer
wt a white elite subject
ironic how the legal system is rife with such injustice

im a foreigner in my own country,
still,
its not racism
its just nature
im not a guy
im an asian guy

u kno a guy has no life wen he has a blog
xcept me
i dnt conform to the analysis in my own ramblings

noones special u kno...
just thought id say
what a shit day
nothing a lil comic relief cant fix..
wt a joke!

Therapy 2

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Therapy

Fuck you!

a christmas carol

waap waap! so im on my old pc 2day, kinda nostalgic. i gt all my old emots, and my internet explorer remembers everything! on my new pc i get it to clear histry all the time to hide my porn trail. its funny how differently i act around my family, cos even tho im pretty much a loner at home as well, i tend to be more polite and ..umm lets say "traditional" in my choice of conversation topics. i used to spend more time with my family like in yr 8 n all, thats cos i didnt have many friends. not much changed i spose, but still, shit happens. its when we get improvements in life that we start to 4get about things that helped us in the past, like parents or a virus infested PC. but we musny dwell on the past 2 long or we'll end up living in a fantasy parralell universe ( i hav no idea how to spell parallel!) wt a fukkin stupid word!

Year 13 has had its ups n downs i spose, im not reli enjoying skl atm, but theres only one more year to put up with i spose. theres so much cwk demanded at the same time, its unbelievable! u wud think that exam board that specialise in students education wud understand theres a problem now, but NOOO they refuse to help, fukkin darwininianism! thats wt it all comes down to. that even why the tories are bangin on bout bankers bonuses. bankers fukkd up, they shud die, not be rewarded! its just not natural. to be fair theres a contractual implications to be jumped over, but u kno why tories dont mind that? cos tories are contract breachers...because plain n simply, theyre CRIMINALS!

next yr im hopefully goin to soton to study law...YAY! wt were the chances of a poor asian boy entering an elite subject like law, "thanks new labour;)!" as soon as labour needs advertisiing im there:D u kno in like 20 years wen were all rich, wel except u tanjil, ur gnna be sponging of the state i can tell, its called karma. anyhoo wen were all rich u reckon were gnna be talkin about the recession as we talk about the great depression. imagine all the things that have happend while were alive, the millenium, 9/11, the first black president.... all these things are gnna be in histry books, edexcel is gnna have a hard time makin that shit interesting. i wnder in 1919, if someone thought it wud be boring to talk about the recent past in the vast inter-galactic future. i wonder wt technology theyll be then, i hope we have jet packs! god i hate the enviroment:p oh yh global warming wt a fukkin joke! the globes gettin hotter so theres the heaviest snowfall in 20 years..... global warming is a load of bullshit!

rainbows!!!

Richard of York gave battle in vain

lol

so....arsenal drew again, that really sucks. y do i even woch football , i jst end up sad:( but then again everything makes me sad. i tried to take prozac the other day, but it was abosorbd by a black hole. freaked the shit outa me. maybe if i gt my arse off this PC i wudnt be so depressd. lol there are so many tissues in this room my rentz must be real dum if they dnt realise why:P teenager + the internet... ive bunkd so many maths lessons this term, i just cant stand my lessons. wills is just like a robot, but i have to admit a good mathematical and nice robot, but he doesnt make maths fun. jeshram on the other hand...god shes so hot i cant focus on my txt book, and its well embaressing if she calls me to the board cos im all hunched 8-). i dnt like those new interactive white boards, they always fuk up. u gtta log in and then u gtta configure the pen to the screen, its just a waste of time. u kno teachers get to go on wteva website they want to at skl? if a teacher ever forgets to log out just once... im gnna search for sooo much child porn on theyr account. thats how i gt rid of mr clarke;) i remember goin paintballin with clarke, there ws loadsa porn in the ichs mini van, and also a small filopino boy in a cage at the back. the new van is propa chuung, all big n shiny. how comes the skl gets cool things wen were about to leave, like the sports hall, PE wuda been much more fun in yr 7 bein able to play table tennis rather than be the goalie outside. is it like nature to put fat kids in goal? i suppose on a purely physical sense, they wud blok more of the goal. but still.... i used to hate PE, especially the teachers. havin a bunch of tubbies tellin u that ur too fat is rong on 2 levels. if u cant work them out then ur dum, if u can work out more levels then ur thinkin 2 much, get a life! are unhealthy doctors hypocrites? they DO take the hippocratic oath n all. yh that ws bad, but im strangely proud of that:p i need to get funnier, sayin anal or just talkin about sex in general isnt funny anymore. what makes something funny tho? if i say something outrageous then ppl laugh, if only to be polite. if tony blair says it hes bastard. no wait im goin off topic here. what makes something funny. pain usually makes ppl laugh, and thats sick, really really sick, in principle. irony is also a funny ting. but thats bout it. hmmm. WAIT A MINUTE! i swer ive asked this question b4! ugh how uncool of me. ther ws me goin on about non conformism and originality (previous posts) and now this. god my mother wud be ashamed. if she read this blog, and i hope she doesnt. not that shes literate. or ever leaves the kitchen. my mum is a saint really but my god is she naiive. shes genuinely a racist, but like shes a polite racist. basically shes like UKIP. and dnt gimme that crap that ukip are strictly nonracist, thats bullshit. it reli is. if u have UK in ur name then ur racist. actually thats probably not true. im reli paranoid about racism u kno, cos there are stupid ppl out there. wen ur wyt its kk, cos racists wnt hurt U , but wen ur ethnically different. actuli thats rong aswell. white ppl are the target of sooo much racism, its ridiculous. lol once again my post drifts on to politics and society. only smart arses talk about politics malheuresment. oh yh btw ges who 2nd in france? in ligue 1...thats right PSG! brup zoop bullet! they came 17th last season by a point and now theyr second. why do i chek the results of french football i hear u ask? cos its less depressin than english football. i wnna see paris. i went with my mum b4 but she ws too scared to go to the top of the eiffel tower. sigh! i wnna see europe in general. and by europe i mean western europe, none of that soviet crap. and i spose greece aswell. i still cant believe how many ppl go on holiday once a year. its like whoah! do u hate ur life at home that much? and only middle classd ppl can afford it so i reli reli dnt understand. if they go to interesting places then thats kk , but like if u go to rhodes or ibiza where its pretty much a british colony but with drugs and sex on the beach, i reli dnt see the point. i wnt ever understand the mind of middle england. lol middle england...sounds like it belongs in lord of the rings. that ws some loooong film, and i didnt even understand wt ws goin on half the time. ppl just killin each other and some nice musik. i remember i had the game (illegally) on ps2, that ws kinda fun. im such a criminal. wts worse? a relatively poor kid stealin binary imformation worth thousands of pounds (over several years) or a middle classed youth have under aged sex and drinking under age? actuli the age limits things are reli hard to justify. cos its sorta a personal thing. i mean if a girl starts havin her period at like 13 , shes naturally ready for sex. right? oh i dnno! rememebr that chavvy kid who had sex wen he ws 12. the mother ws weelllll ugly. im nt tryin to be mean, but my god. darwin must be rong about natural selection cos surely ugly genes shud be extinct by now, how cud u possibly have sex with something that hideous!? i cud say a joke here about any of number of girls, and im talkin to all u readers directly here... u kno who u are! but im nt in the mood to be annoying. u kno wt IS annoying? people. i reli hate ppl. not specific ppl, but just like ppl. kno wt i mean? i bet u dont. lol ur probably wondering if u shud be offended:p i dnt understand why ppl socialise, cos to expand ur social horizons u have to act so fukkin desperate. ur pretty much whoring out ur personality. i dnt like to do that. or maybe im just bad at socialising. meh:p yh u kno ur a loner wen u have a blog! lol...im crying on the inside. i like my blog, its like having a conversation with my self and being as bitchy as i wnna. and wen ur boring person a blog is ur only friend, but sometimes it actuli spits at u. yh! my pc screen spat at me once, so i banged it out. then we made up and looked at porn. i look at 2 much porn but it keeps my testosterone levels down. i used to have anger issues, now not so much;) also my arms are as strong as ever, its good exercise, especially with my size;) lol:p i make myself laugh some times. thats cos i kno wt i mean wen im sayin something. i kno merrett has trouble deciding whether im lying or not, but its quite simple to tell. if i answer something wen im not asked directly then its the truth, if u ask me something then its probably a lie. maybe im lying now. yh sorta. u cant trust a blak person. my dad says never trust an irishman with ur money. on the contrary mikky gives me sooo much money, he cus pretty much blackmail me at any time. damn tories. i reli hate middle classd ppl now. not all of them, but most:p quite funny how about 99% of the quad are middle classd... i dnt hate them all, just 99% of them:p i wonder if im actuli middle classd or not. cos the working class works... my mum works, reli reli hard. my dads a lazy fuck. i used to have a job and i workd like a donkey. on all fours alllllright gigiddy gigiddy! one way i think u can tell is by ur diet. the more u eat the richer u are i suppose. but then again i used to be reli fat. hmmm. a lil help marx? marx ws a prik. firstly he ws german. 2nd he ws a member of the nazi party and thirdly he ws a TV chef. god hes like satan. i ws reading about satanism the other day. its not reli spooky like i thought, theyre just anti-god, almost humanitarian, but in a religous form:S i dnt reli understand, but u kno...actuli u dnt so nevr mind. well i think ive talkd to my self long enuf, if uve red this far i congratulate u and urge u to comment, even if to swear at my mother. peace out.

My head hurts, so instead of a real post, i'll just try to give you a little insight

my hed hurts:( 2 much football. music soothes the pain. but i can take the pain. im a REAL man. woof! punctuation fucks up english. i try to use as little as possible. oh the irony. i lack confidence. i feel like criticising my own blog. once more. i need to stop that. i need to stop over sleeping. as well. as being harsh on my self. i ws watching something. i think it was on bbc. yh it defo was. cos it was horizon. shit about body clocks. its not teenagers' fault. they need to over sleep. theyre not lazy. i shud stop insulting jasons laziness then. actuli i dnt. do i? who doesnt?ugh! my hed hurts:( 2 much football.

1) I love looking up - try lookin up right now, ur probly lookin at some ceiling cos ur inside but even thats quite interesting. patterns or paint? outside is the sky, and that really is beautiful, i cud stare at the sky for hours. u notice slight differences each second u stare. its so big, i love the feeling when u comprehend that u are so unimportant in the ways of the universe, takes off the pressure;)

my hed hurts:( 2 much football. i thought i'd drink some hot chocolate to help. seems to be be doing the trick. not that soothing a headache is much of a trick. if a mgician did that. at a party. it wouldnt be very amusing. unless it was in a hospital. lots of people hate hospitals. i wud love to stay in a hopsital. u can just do fuck all. sitting there. i cant do that at home. i get told to do things. since when did doing things help. me. do any thing. lol? doing things is so overrated. but im soo jelus of active people. cos they can be arsed to do things. i need iron tablets. but alot of them arent vegetarian. keepin my conscious clean is more important. than my health. ugh! my hed hurts:( 2 much football.

2) I scrutinise everything i do. i've a habit of defending the undefensible, just to be different. I even argue with myself. in my head theres a constant dialog just explaining why whatever im doing is stupid. "why are u having a shower? u had one yday! people are dying of thirst in africa and ur cleaning ur alredi clean body with how much water? u bastard!" the man in my head isnt very nice....

my hed hurts:( 2 much football. i cant focus. george keeps talkin to me on msn. along with others. who i care less about. but i cant focus on any of them. too many windows. and then theres this. this blog. u kno wt are good about blogs? they let people who dont know u. to kno u more. too bad i dnt hand out this addy 2 easily. i only like ppl who know me. 2 read my racist remarks. keep my external facade. of a lovely young man. not that im seen that way. but i wudnt know. speaking of ppl. that i know. sluts sluts sluts. and on a completley different topic. dutch dutch dutch. ugh! my hed hurts:( 2 much football.

3) i have a huge ego - my god is it big! bigger than mussolini. im the greatest thing thats happened to this universe. fuk wt i sed b4 about my insignificance, im the muther fukking mesiah! but seriously, it sickens me when i realise im looking down on people. i have nothing really.

cola has caffeine!!??

so they call me mellow yellow...quite WRONGLY! im not chinese! u kno wt? i feel kinda depressd:( caffeine + the fray = lol...
life doesnt change reli but ppl sure do. its reli crap wen u figur out uve changed, for the worse. that u need to change ur approach to life to suit the new you. its like coping with a disability. thats right, growing up is just like gettin more and more disabled! god i type some really good material. no one gets sarcasm anymore. its not cool. its reli mean actuli. i like irony tho. its like UKIP. like the bnp but not so mean. and once again your right, i just compared sarcasm to racism. its quite sad that i lol at my own blog. im a genius. cant anyone be a loner anymore without being cool? joseph isnt just a loner, hes the coolest kid in school. infact hes not a loner, hes just "independent". people dont give into peer pressure, theyre just "open minded". people arent racist they just want british job to go to "three generation british families". god its so complicated. u kno how i kno that god doesnt exist? cos ive been brought up throught the philosophy of logic. logic is the ultimate truth. using logic is only logical. ofcourse any ideological thought allows space for its existence to be maintained. what am i sayin? that we're all brainwashed capitalists at heart. nah not reli. welll.. yh we reli are. thinking is not good. the less u think, the easier life is. cos things dont make sense if u think about them. wt good is a senseless world. so go to church, take in spoonfuls of truth. i mean we're all fed truth in school, but thats not silly. mannnn my posts a repetative! i need to freshen things up. but to do that i need to take a blog break.hmmm. ill see how things go. i think ill leave this post for now. peace out. but if i do take a break, ill do a "funny" post b4 i go:p peace out;)

mood swing

waap waap! the sound of a duck. or quack for all u conformists. insult? you know what, lets drop all this metaphysical non-sensical oddly punctuated blogpost format food for thought crap and get down to business. .... but i have no business as i have no purpose or meaning in this illusion of a universe...ah crap i did it again! its so easy to over complicate things. look at asian people for instance. some "uncle" doesnt wnna come over from whatever civil-war infested crap hole of a country he lives in. so then "uncle number 2" takes huge offense and starts taking polical procedures in which to control a faction and to discredit "uncle"... lol? well lets try an example closer to home. a year 13 student in ichs gets rejected from UCL...now hes messed up his entire life, and his life long desire to be a doctor has now dissapeard. firstly that desire was never there... secondly its not the end of the world... go work in a call centre. u kno why chavs dnt get drunk easily? cos they dont have any more brain cells to destroy. i ws savin that one for clifford but the fuk wit spends most of his time in the mines these days. waste of tax payers money funding education for those class confused bastards. whoooah! how neo-conservative of me! i reli dont understand how people can be so happy. theres nothing to be happy about. there reli isnt.


so ive officially given up coffee guys! it was just too serotonin sucking and tainted with exploitation... still shop at primark tho... thats for pointing that out mikky... fukkin anarchists..why dont they realise that by lecturing people about anarchism theyr going against theyr whole beliefs.. btw i wasnt labelling mikky as an anarchist... hes just a wannabe... not as much a wannabe as clifford i mean jeeees fukkin usss... actuli ive pikkd on clifford enuf.


well this is gnna be my first post of february. its been a long time coming, and quite frankly i already feel this is a dissapointment. so as i write eating a penguin chocl8 biskit thing, i worry for the future of this blog. oh u wnna hear the joke on the bak of the penguin? why cant penguins fly? cos theyve have evolved wings which help them to swin and some would aruge that they can "fly" in water which is equally as useful. i didnt get it. a little note to tanjil: i hope you enjoyed/noticed the penguin i placed in your pocket. in return i hope you will now consider not prolonging the inevitable meeting to take place between me and that dutch slut...and he lovely daughter of whom you have such strong relations.

skins starts in 10 so im gnna finish this quik. u kno i dont like how no1 els has written on their blogs. infact i may consider going on strike until someone else posts. although i doubt it will actually make a difference, its the principle that counts. thats what gandhi taught me. and also if u wnna guilt a whole load of asians.. starve yourself. actually u'd just fit in more. damn malnurished indians. so chinese ppl are weird arent they. theyr not reli considered "ASIAN" xcept in yankland. u kno chinese food is traditionally vegetarian or like has random animals in it like dog. same with indian food really. xcept like bengali fish. the british fuk everything up. israel, iraq, the slave trade. they just cant contain them selves.

well i have to go, i promise to make a better post later in the month. but if no one else starts posting soonish im gnna go on strike!!! peace out!

A Guide to Social Hierachy

A Guide to Social Hierarchy

Foreword

As I will come to explain later, being the reader of this post you will approach this writing differently that someone who did not who i was. If you don't know who I am on a personal level then my words of advice would be for you to do something other read the blog of unknown teenager as it would affect your social standing if it were to be ever found out. To the readers who do, please forget for the time in which you read this passage. Thank you.


Definition

The core aspect to social hierarchy is, and always will be, the definition of a person. The accepted definition of an individual will decide the way in which that person will be perceived by others. Once defined, it is usually very hard for one to part with that definition without dropping down the hierarchy. The process of definition usually occurs within the first minutes of social interaction with someone already well established on the social ladder. Personality is by no means the only factor involved. Factors including social history, financial history, wit and intellect are also taken into account. Although individual perceptions may change, eventually through social speculation (gossip) a general consensus is built up and then fixed around that person. Definition rarely changes as society is built of self-serving individuals. By exposing a radical opinion, one risks damaging their own position. However, change is not impossible, but is usually incredibly slow.

Social Evolution

Not only is the individual subject to definition but also the ladder itself. Thus, the ladder is also open to gradual change. Although the defining process still occurs, the attributes deciding position in the hierarchy change. This is called social evolution. As history shows, ideas and perceptions change over the years. This progress is also made on the short term social scene as well. A change in definition will therefore not guarantee a change in social rank if it correlates with social evolution. It is argued however, that "ageing" rather than evolution would be a more appropriate word. Since different social parts change at different rates and in different ways I feel evolution would be better fitting as social groups change in order to ensure the survival of the group. If social groups were unable to evolve it may lead to social REvolution which would destroy the ladder itself. Considering the ladder is not a strictly singular form, it cannot choose to evolve, but its leading members tend to take steps towards conserving the existing form through satisfying reform. It is the idea to reform and to preserve social advantages of the high social class that keeps society a perpetual organism.

Social Hierarchy

There are four main ranks in the social hierarchy; Monarchs, citizens, peasants and outcastes. Only through the workings of definition is one placed on the social hierarchy. A major factor in the determination of position is social history. This is the amount of influence one carries before being defined. If one has more social links when being defined then their spot is going to be higher. This leads us to one of the fundamental rules of social importance "rank α no. of social links", your social position is directly proportional to how many friends you have. Society is one super structual molecule, with an almost an infinite number of individual atoms. The more links each atom can make with other atoms, the higher their stability is within the molecule. So by increasing the number or friends you have, your definition will keep getting higher, dragging the consensus of your definition higher as well.

The behaviour of each rank within society is different. Monarchs are occupied only by the consolidation of their position. Being so high up the "food chain" provides influence and authority, which is an advantage to any person. This leads me to the "paternal theory". In order to ensure survival, monarchs must constantly secure themselves, by expanding the number of social links they have. It this need of the monarchs that gives the next rank "citizens" some sort of power. Monarchs need support of the middling sort to keep themselves status safe. They usually take citizens under their wing and provide some sort of security or reward. This can lead to the building of factions. This technique keeps monarchs in power while limiting competition.

Citizens are high members of society. They are the higher middling sort, not preoccupied with power but still influential. Unlike the monarchs, citizens tend to interact with the peasants, and their position fluctuates the most out of all four social positions. Peasants are the lower orders, often striving for social progression or not interested at all. Both these social groups can fly up the ladder through paternalistic monarchs or through the "parasitical theory". The theory is that people can act as parasites to climb the ladder. People tend to use the influence of others to boost their own position and then jump to another person to boost their influence again and so forth. This theory is distinctly different to the paternal theory. The paternal theory is strictly action from the top-down whereas the parasitical theory is actions from the bottom-up.

The last social position are outcastes. This group usually contains people with foul personalities or people who are too radical that they endanger social stability. Outcastes usually claim not to be part of the social hierarchy, however, this is just a ploy to convince others or themselves that they don;t need social interaction. This reaction is an attempt to redefine themselves as independent and to boost themselves up the ladder once more. Social outcastes can usually reconcile themselves with the hierarchy through social evolution but scars are often made.

The main advantage of social substance is the bandwagon effect. If you are to say something, it will be more believable if others around you agree. This means people in the higher orders have opinions that are worth more, which is of course an incredibly powerful weapon. The next advantage is that of ego. Social standing can help to satisfy and often inflate many an ego. Outcastes and lower peasants usually have low self-esteem and this affects their social interactions, pushing their status even lower, as well as living rather sad lives.

The Future of Social Hierarchy

Society and social hierarchy will always exist as the power elite will always look for ways to perpetuate their power. Even if there was to be a revolution, power would simply change hands and the new power elite will look for ways to perpetuate power. Social distribution is possible but however unlikely. So until Neo-Marxist find a solution it looks like we're stuck with it.

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nope its never gonna catch on, i reli dnt understand those stupid japs!

now i dont condone racism...but some times its funny.

or is it?

nah not reli if u think bout it

i mean how much offense do u actuli cause?

i make jews jokes all the time

but as soon as someone makes a stupid many arms hindu god joke i get all pissd off

maybe cos its so inaccurate

ignorance makes me so angry

but i love being igonrant, its bliss

does that make me a hypocrite?

how do u spell hypocrite?

hippo means horse

it latin

u now how u can tell latin is dead?

cos catholic priests dnt have babies....

cos theyre gay paedophiles...

now thats a huge generalisation!

and a lil racist aswell

but catholicism isnt a race now is it?

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i never got that

i never got a lot of things

like why does everything i talk about end up being about me?

am i that self obsessd?

why do i always end up analysing what i do?

like mussolini's economic policy

failure innit;)

so school starts soon

these exams have been well stressful

didnt even have time to write on my blog

but lukkily i dnt think ppl actuli red this wen they were revising

altho.....

im nt sure where i ws goin there

lol while im writin this im sorta half blankin george..

thats quite deep

lemme reply to what he sed hold up...

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well i sed something stupid and he politely laughed..

they always do

theyre probly dying on the inside

i wouldnt know

theres alot i dont know

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freshly squeezed blog juice

hey guys, heres me squeezing out a post in the middle of so far very unsucessful january exams. but we're not george so were not gnna talk about that ;) 2 all y'all that dont write on a blog on a regular basis u wouldnt understand how difficult it can be to simply churn one post out when u choose to do so, especially in the uninspiring january study leave. nothing has happened, i mean nothing! well apart from like israeli conflict n shiz but that doesnt really affect ME. so my c:/ gt corrupted a few days ago, and i sed goodbye to about 300gb of information while shedding a tear. its weird how personalized pc can get, like adjustin ur living room so its juuuuust right. well actuli i dnt do that my mum dus so visitors will be impressd. but we dnt get ne visitors nemor cos my house is crap. lol women.... its weird how u can get so emotionally attached to house hold objects aswell. i mean i ws sad cos i gt a new bed, all the memories that i had in that old one.. *thinks* good good but confused times. i havent had coffee in 72 hours and i slept like a baby last night, wel i woke up three times but u kno wen uve had a good sleep wen it feels like uve been asleep for ages. some people say they go to sleep and then they wake up not realising the time passing. i dnt think thats tru, well atleast not for me, i can sorta tell how long ive been asleep for most of the time. but last night i thought it ws like 7AMish but it ws only 3am, i ws pleasantly surprisd. u kno wt i ws sayin like at the start of this post, about it bein hard to write posts, well now ive sorta gt in the groove in this one ive changed my mind. its only hard if ur tryin too hard. like if ur tryin to sound cool or creative or funny or like wen i make a serious one. its ur mind set reli, u gtta just start day dreamin but then type wt ur thinkin even if its not interesting cos sometimes wt we think of as normal can seem weird to other people. lol y am i givin u tips on how to write a blog, like im an expert. but it is reli weird tho wen u write a post, now i kno how anne frank felt...sorta...it wud be unwise to make such a comparison. but i never RELI thought of it this way but writing is like the opposite of reading, i mean i did but i didnt REALLY. now i now people read differently aswell cos some ppl-like me-imagine a person reading out loud in their head or if its a novel the words eventually turn into pictures, but some ppl see the words and form images str8 away even if its like a biology or math txt book and thats kinda weird i thought. but neway reading sort of creates a stream of thought that ur sorta latching on to.... writin is like transmitting and then latching on to the stream ur on to keep u goin... lol that reli doesnt make sense.. ive always found it hard translate wt i think into words, my rents i talk way too fast but i think i speak just fine. u kno wt, i reli dnt trust recordings of my voice cos that reli isnt wt i sound like, i mean i WOULD know!! or wud i? wt do i know? actuli lets not get into epistemologics .. i tell wt i do know, man utd are like 2 points off the top of the table with a game in hand (15/1/09) lol it felt odd typin 09! its 2009 alredi man lifes just shooting past isnt it! it felt like only yday wen i ws revising C3.. oh yh 2 points of the top, but they lost rooney for 3 weeks. it wud take the piss if they win the league. arsenal were hypin up the 20th anniversary of when they won the league at anfield in like the 89 min or something wt a game! but in the advert the focus on fabregas and walcott.... how about we compare players that have their joints intact ay? man it feels following football is all i do anymore, apart from writin on a blog and revisin occasionally... and helpin my mum find fukkin gyms on the internet! that fukkin woman is so clueless! sigh *inhale..exhale..inhale..exhale*. well i lost that "stream" or wteva the fuk i ws ranting about, yh i can have sound like such a douche sometimes.. peace

Brainwashed Britain?

You know what guys? It’s time for another “serious” post... yay?! You know what else guys? The response to the freedom of speech post I wrote scared me. There seemed to be no opposition to the concept whatsoever, but is there any need to oppose it in any way? Of course there is! That’s why I’m going to give a more sustained version of my opinion and hopefully it’ll trigger some more encouraging feedback, not that I was unhappy with your comments before ;).

So why do we have freedom of speech in the first place? One argument is that it's one of our “natural rights”; anyone and everyone should be able to say whatever they want. This explanation doesn’t take into account laws on inciting racial hatred; it’s clearly not a natural right to convince people that coloured people are less than human. Well what other use could this freedom have? It allows different ideas to circulate as well as allowing people’s actions and ideas to be openly questioned and scrutinised. In other words it lays the foundations for political, ideological and social pluralism. It’s always a good idea to have different opinions, it’s what keeps scientists discovering and stops politicians turning into gods on earth. I suppose in turn this could lead to idea of toleration of different views and even a reduction of violence provoked by beliefs. On the other hand it could increase the amount of ideological clashes; too many cooks spoil the broth. This could lead to rather than reduce violence; looking at prime ministers questions, maybe different views doesn’t always produce a pleasant outcome.

I think the right of free speech was developed on the idea that people are rational thinkers. We are quite clearly not so rational, at least not all of us and certainly not all of the time. If we were, then we’d be in a war-free world. We’d be robots, probably communist robots :p. Not all people are educated and we're not all the brightest bulbs, people really are easily swayed. Set one Christian missionary in Nigeria and... whahey! You have a country of Christians, who think some kids are witches. Freedom of speech is potentially very dangerous. Hitler roused the masses through speech, but you’d defend his right to do so wouldn’t you Mr Voltaire?

Now I’m going to quote myself “freedom of speech allows... Ideas to be openly questioned and scrutinised” yet it seemed no one questioned the concept of free speech itself in my earlier post (does that make it useless?or is it ironic...whatever!). Does the idea of allowing others to express different views just mask the fact that there might well be an ideological monopoly already in place? Are we a nation of brain washed liberals? I mean if you met someone who was against the idea of universal suffrage you wouldn’t think twice about branding him as a radical, you’d “defend his right to say it” but his opinion would be worthless. If I were to openly oppose the idea of freedom of speech then my views would be seem as intolerant, I wouldn’t be taken seriously, and my opinion would not count as much as others’. I feel that this is precisely opposes what freedom of speech represents. We should be able to listen to different views (even if intolerant) and take them into consideration, not to unquestioningly obey liberal principles. There’s no point allowing other views to be expressed just to pay no attention to them.

I am well in favour of freedom of speech but I am aware of the many negatives it could produce. I feel the crucial notion cannot be truly understood or valued until its own existence is questioned. I hope you don't mind how I’ve patronized you, the majority of you probably feel that you’ve already thought of what I’ve said and i apologize. But I ask you now, are we a brainwashed nation just like any other fundamentalist country like Iran? Islamic theocracy and social democracy aren’t so different after all, are they :p?

end of 2008

word homepplz! i kno i sed i wudnt post until 2009 but i cudnt help myself, its 22:00 and i have nothing to do so wt the hell. so new years eve is comin, wt a bummer. yh soz im just makin small talk. the beginning of writing is always the hardest bit, just like in an exam innit? once u start u get stuk into it. malheuresment it doesnt get any easier some days:( i ws listenin to britney spears's new album and its wellll chuung, she gets a hard press these days...hmm wt an interesting thing to say. so new years is soon, im gnna go to joshs for it, but im nt lookin 4ward 2 it. bcos i hate everyone thats gnna be there, xcept for george matt merret and ofcors josh. but seriously wt a bunch of self obsessed incestual pricks. they look like a bunch of chavs frm hackney thrown thru topman/topshop. u kno who else i hate? non-conformists. not because they're weird, but because they don't want to be normal. for all those who think great artists and leaders are all slightly cooky and different to the rest of us, thats true, but they're always striving to be part of the rest of us, to make sense of the world they live and adapt. in effect great ppl are naturally queer. u kno wt else annoys me? ppl who have a go at non-conformists and then subtley try to indirectly persuade ppl that theyre great... any examples of that? god knows:p

hey wnna hear something funny? then listen to my podcast.

so this year hasnt been such a flop has it? lemme recap this year

jan 2008 - kavi sits his first A level module (critical thinking)
feb 2008 - kavi cries as arsenal start their decent down the table
mar 2008 - kavi steals £15 worth of condoms from his job in a pharmacy
apr 2008 - kavi cries again as arsenal are knocked out of the champions league
may 2008 - kavi sits some exams
jun 2008 - kavi quits job, successfully stealin over £120 in items
jul 2008 - kavi shaves head
aug 2008 - kavi gets surprisingly good a level results
sep 2008 - kavi's blog receives acclaim :p
oct 2008 - kavi starts writing for H.E.L.P magazine!:p wt an achievement#
nov 2008 - kavi turns 18
dec 2008 - kavi marks out what happened in his year but no1 reli cares

so that ws the year. actuli considering i had to reli think about wt happened ill say it ws a pretty crap year.

A conversation with the mirror 2

hey remember wen it ws easy being funny? wen u didnt even hav to try and ppl wud laugh? now its kinda sad wen u try to grab laughs by feigning ignorance. its even worse wen u deliberatley try to be un-funny because u kno u havent the wit to make an appropiate joke. u kno wts sad? the fact u masturbate twice a day!:P LOL dude get a gf! and not one of those asian ones... get one that;ll put out!

i love the fact im nt gnna be able to afford uni but yet ppl are all like "oh gosh kavi aren't devishly lucky considering you are most likely to get a government grant" yh cos im so desperatley poor that i shoppd at aldi b4 the credit crunch i workd 25 hours a week part time to save up enuf to pay for uni gosh im so lukky i dont have wealthy parents. and im gnna be 10 k in debt by the time i leave uni. oh how very proletariat of me to say so. but kavi ur not poor, ur on a fukkin computer, can poor people afford a PC? well i did get this pc from aldi. god those guys are life savers arent they?

isnt it sad once uve figured urself out? wen u can do something or say something and u kno the very angle ur workin at and it makes u sik. but kavi is there anything that doesnt make u sik? god u reli dont stop feeling sorry for urself do u?

weekend at moe's

so i spent the weekend at moe's, hes this guy ive known since like i ws 4 and man he is sooo chuung. i swer if i were gay i wud tap this guy so quiik. but im not and i think i wud be out of his league. hmm whos league am i in? i have no idea, have u ever tried to value how attractive u are? its reli hard cos everyone thinks theyr chuung in a certain way innnit. so any way i spent the weekend there. we played fifa. it was fun.

am i gonna be prime minister one day?

i told ppl that "one day im gnna be prime minister" and u kno wt they sed....they sed LOL kavi seriously ur an alright guy but ur a dum fuk... and then they suggested who they were backing to be the next prime minister ooo it made me so mad!! if john major cud be PM then why not me? if we can have a FEMALE prime minister then im feelin my odds are being good. id be a good pm right? actuli i think u'd have to be poltically correct:p tho bush wasnt. but he wsnt pm he ws president of the apparently the stupidest country in the world. i hate countries that adopt laissez faire economic policies, and to an extent i suppose i hate the UK. but things like the NHS do fill me the patriotism sometimes. so who would u vote for in the general election? ugh the tories are soo gay!! hug a hoody wt a fag! u shudnt be so harsh on the tories theyre nt soo bad. so wt if they fukkd up the economy in the early ninetees or snatched milk from small children. they won the war didnt they? they created the NHS, the stoppd there being a revolution against the monarchy. god bless disraeli. ugh wt am i sayin the tories are scum. i dnno where to support the libdems... they just seem sooo ummm amateurish..maybe wen im older. like wen im ded.

kavi's poem of fun

ip dip doo
im talkin to u
my blog is bre sik
like a aids infested brik ( which also has cancer. man thats such a sik sik brick:( sad story i wish i never get cancer its such a sad illness wrecks lives it does. u kno we shudnt even joke about it ever but ppl do and i just think its reli bad so if there anyone there that thinks its ok to joke about cancer i urge u not to)

well thats it for 2008 cya guys in 2009 peace out :)