end of 2008

word homepplz! i kno i sed i wudnt post until 2009 but i cudnt help myself, its 22:00 and i have nothing to do so wt the hell. so new years eve is comin, wt a bummer. yh soz im just makin small talk. the beginning of writing is always the hardest bit, just like in an exam innit? once u start u get stuk into it. malheuresment it doesnt get any easier some days:( i ws listenin to britney spears's new album and its wellll chuung, she gets a hard press these days...hmm wt an interesting thing to say. so new years is soon, im gnna go to joshs for it, but im nt lookin 4ward 2 it. bcos i hate everyone thats gnna be there, xcept for george matt merret and ofcors josh. but seriously wt a bunch of self obsessed incestual pricks. they look like a bunch of chavs frm hackney thrown thru topman/topshop. u kno who else i hate? non-conformists. not because they're weird, but because they don't want to be normal. for all those who think great artists and leaders are all slightly cooky and different to the rest of us, thats true, but they're always striving to be part of the rest of us, to make sense of the world they live and adapt. in effect great ppl are naturally queer. u kno wt else annoys me? ppl who have a go at non-conformists and then subtley try to indirectly persuade ppl that theyre great... any examples of that? god knows:p

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so this year hasnt been such a flop has it? lemme recap this year

jan 2008 - kavi sits his first A level module (critical thinking)
feb 2008 - kavi cries as arsenal start their decent down the table
mar 2008 - kavi steals £15 worth of condoms from his job in a pharmacy
apr 2008 - kavi cries again as arsenal are knocked out of the champions league
may 2008 - kavi sits some exams
jun 2008 - kavi quits job, successfully stealin over £120 in items
jul 2008 - kavi shaves head
aug 2008 - kavi gets surprisingly good a level results
sep 2008 - kavi's blog receives acclaim :p
oct 2008 - kavi starts writing for H.E.L.P magazine!:p wt an achievement#
nov 2008 - kavi turns 18
dec 2008 - kavi marks out what happened in his year but no1 reli cares

so that ws the year. actuli considering i had to reli think about wt happened ill say it ws a pretty crap year.

A conversation with the mirror 2

hey remember wen it ws easy being funny? wen u didnt even hav to try and ppl wud laugh? now its kinda sad wen u try to grab laughs by feigning ignorance. its even worse wen u deliberatley try to be un-funny because u kno u havent the wit to make an appropiate joke. u kno wts sad? the fact u masturbate twice a day!:P LOL dude get a gf! and not one of those asian ones... get one that;ll put out!

i love the fact im nt gnna be able to afford uni but yet ppl are all like "oh gosh kavi aren't devishly lucky considering you are most likely to get a government grant" yh cos im so desperatley poor that i shoppd at aldi b4 the credit crunch i workd 25 hours a week part time to save up enuf to pay for uni gosh im so lukky i dont have wealthy parents. and im gnna be 10 k in debt by the time i leave uni. oh how very proletariat of me to say so. but kavi ur not poor, ur on a fukkin computer, can poor people afford a PC? well i did get this pc from aldi. god those guys are life savers arent they?

isnt it sad once uve figured urself out? wen u can do something or say something and u kno the very angle ur workin at and it makes u sik. but kavi is there anything that doesnt make u sik? god u reli dont stop feeling sorry for urself do u?

weekend at moe's

so i spent the weekend at moe's, hes this guy ive known since like i ws 4 and man he is sooo chuung. i swer if i were gay i wud tap this guy so quiik. but im not and i think i wud be out of his league. hmm whos league am i in? i have no idea, have u ever tried to value how attractive u are? its reli hard cos everyone thinks theyr chuung in a certain way innnit. so any way i spent the weekend there. we played fifa. it was fun.

am i gonna be prime minister one day?

i told ppl that "one day im gnna be prime minister" and u kno wt they sed....they sed LOL kavi seriously ur an alright guy but ur a dum fuk... and then they suggested who they were backing to be the next prime minister ooo it made me so mad!! if john major cud be PM then why not me? if we can have a FEMALE prime minister then im feelin my odds are being good. id be a good pm right? actuli i think u'd have to be poltically correct:p tho bush wasnt. but he wsnt pm he ws president of the apparently the stupidest country in the world. i hate countries that adopt laissez faire economic policies, and to an extent i suppose i hate the UK. but things like the NHS do fill me the patriotism sometimes. so who would u vote for in the general election? ugh the tories are soo gay!! hug a hoody wt a fag! u shudnt be so harsh on the tories theyre nt soo bad. so wt if they fukkd up the economy in the early ninetees or snatched milk from small children. they won the war didnt they? they created the NHS, the stoppd there being a revolution against the monarchy. god bless disraeli. ugh wt am i sayin the tories are scum. i dnno where to support the libdems... they just seem sooo ummm amateurish..maybe wen im older. like wen im ded.

kavi's poem of fun

ip dip doo
im talkin to u
my blog is bre sik
like a aids infested brik ( which also has cancer. man thats such a sik sik brick:( sad story i wish i never get cancer its such a sad illness wrecks lives it does. u kno we shudnt even joke about it ever but ppl do and i just think its reli bad so if there anyone there that thinks its ok to joke about cancer i urge u not to)

well thats it for 2008 cya guys in 2009 peace out :)