english teacher

"skool ti naht redrah s'ti ,sdrawkcab gnitirw yrt anng m'i os" - gaelic poet

so.... hey again, history coursework is over, so im finding myself with an increasing amount of spare time. so the first challenge when writing a blog post is... u guessed it! thinking of something to talk about! there really are so many things one can talk about, but its the selection of that one special topic that makes a blogpost worth while. so today im gonna talk about clouds. i see no reason why not, we see them pretty much every day. also its important to work some sort of humour or like a message to make the reader smile atleast once. funny topics include; long words, pain, racism, sexism and in general rebelling against conventional society through words.

Clouds
I saw a cloud 2day, actuli more than one, like a gazillion. it was beautiful. but it was laughin at me, that whorish ball of liquid. so i thought allows it then, ill be the bigger man and walk away, but that muther fuker followed me all day, changing size and colour. so wen i got off the train and realised it was still following me i sed, look dude, im a bamf yh so dnt mess wit ayyyyyyt? then i walkd off. but that fat ass mutha fuka decided to spit at me! the nerv! who repeatedly spits at ppl? honestly! and it wasnt just me aswell! it ws spittin at this random, and rather peng, lady on the other side of the road. but she ws like puttin up with this bullshit and pulld out some uber umbrella. now im not the richest guy, i dnt evn buy lunch.... well i say that... but still im not middle classd. perhaps in the heart i am but thats besides the point. i cant be goin round buyin umbrellas and coats just cos one jackass feels like hes gnna show everyone whos the big man around here. so any way i walkd home.

now analysing that passage, its quite obvious of what the cloud represents, the burden of newly found adolescent responsibility. lol? soz i only had like 5 mins. peace

Rubenism

For the love of god, i hope Ruben does not find his way to this post. Not that i fear i will offend but purely because the overwhelming process of self-realisation may prove to be too much for his frail emotional being. There are 4 main tenets to Rubenism:

1. Emotional fragility
2. Dull conformism
3. Delayed conformism
4. Hyoocrisy

Emotional Fragility
To be masters of one's emotions is a tricky challenge, with hormones flying through a young and sexually charge teenager. The outmost rejection of self-control is the pinnacle of Rubenism and is a by-product of all the other tenets. It is often argued that this trait is not a way of thinking in itself, but is inevitable in the life of an every day Rubenist. Regardless of petty classification, the instable nature of one's mind is the rejection of one's self and off society, an attack on the conformism Rubenist strive to defend and enhanced by the realisation of hypocrisy.

Dull Conformism
Conformism is essential to everyday life, and is the force that binds all humans together. However unsubstantial or "Dull" conformism is often seen as parasite of modern progress. Attacking orinality, it stops people thinking differently and stops the cogs in a pluralistic society. Rubenists disagree and believe the path to hapiness is through community and total secularisation.

Delayed conformism
The average Rubenist does not just conform but also wait to see the effects of certain conformations. Just as Peter the Great took on western ideas after being tested in the west, Rubenism encourages tested conformity. However, this is not a check to avoide inpracticle conformal values, but a test to see how popular it is. Rubenism supports the idea of democracy and that the majority is always right.

Hypocrisy
With the rebellious nature of teenage behaviour, there is the notion of anti-conformism being a promoted philosphy. However to conform to the concept of non-conformism would be outright hypocrisy. It is this that starts the vicious cycle of Rubenism. The self-hate started by self-analysis leads to emotional fragility and the search for comfort amongst peers, which can only be received through conformity. The wound is so deep however, that the Rubenists have to conform so extensively leading to dull conformism. The intense conformism leads Rubenists falling behind recent trends and analysing the spread of new ones. All in all the conformity leads to hypocrisy starting the cycle once more. Rubenism leads to anger and hate.



NOTE TO ALL
This is not to be taken literally or with any sort of seriousness. This is a JOKE!!!
peace

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Peace

fragmented poetry

comic relief day 2day...wt a joke.

how comes an ice-cube never has sharp corners?
questions like that keep me up at night. insomnia.
just kiddin, i sleep like a baby. constantly urinating....

caffeine fuks up ur body clock... so does BST but its unpatriotic to complain about that
whats there not to love about a nation that voted in thatcher
that profitted of the slave trade
that is involved in torture in guantanamo bay...not that i wud kno
i kno fuk all

i like french...but i hate french...
i wnna speak bt i dnt wnna learn..
laziness man
i blame the algerians

its never good to not say what u feel
thats why im ill
thank god for calpol
strawberry goodness
7+ includes adults right?

my hand hurts
and makes weird noises
too much masturbating
cover up the serious problem in my hand with a joke
run away pussyole, did it again

this blog is takin on a poet like structure
lots of lines
short sentences
they best put this in the anthology
wen im poet laureate
......
lol dont laugh

im gnna be a lawyer
wt a white elite subject
ironic how the legal system is rife with such injustice

im a foreigner in my own country,
still,
its not racism
its just nature
im not a guy
im an asian guy

u kno a guy has no life wen he has a blog
xcept me
i dnt conform to the analysis in my own ramblings

noones special u kno...
just thought id say
what a shit day
nothing a lil comic relief cant fix..
wt a joke!

Therapy 2

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Therapy

Fuck you!

a christmas carol

waap waap! so im on my old pc 2day, kinda nostalgic. i gt all my old emots, and my internet explorer remembers everything! on my new pc i get it to clear histry all the time to hide my porn trail. its funny how differently i act around my family, cos even tho im pretty much a loner at home as well, i tend to be more polite and ..umm lets say "traditional" in my choice of conversation topics. i used to spend more time with my family like in yr 8 n all, thats cos i didnt have many friends. not much changed i spose, but still, shit happens. its when we get improvements in life that we start to 4get about things that helped us in the past, like parents or a virus infested PC. but we musny dwell on the past 2 long or we'll end up living in a fantasy parralell universe ( i hav no idea how to spell parallel!) wt a fukkin stupid word!

Year 13 has had its ups n downs i spose, im not reli enjoying skl atm, but theres only one more year to put up with i spose. theres so much cwk demanded at the same time, its unbelievable! u wud think that exam board that specialise in students education wud understand theres a problem now, but NOOO they refuse to help, fukkin darwininianism! thats wt it all comes down to. that even why the tories are bangin on bout bankers bonuses. bankers fukkd up, they shud die, not be rewarded! its just not natural. to be fair theres a contractual implications to be jumped over, but u kno why tories dont mind that? cos tories are contract breachers...because plain n simply, theyre CRIMINALS!

next yr im hopefully goin to soton to study law...YAY! wt were the chances of a poor asian boy entering an elite subject like law, "thanks new labour;)!" as soon as labour needs advertisiing im there:D u kno in like 20 years wen were all rich, wel except u tanjil, ur gnna be sponging of the state i can tell, its called karma. anyhoo wen were all rich u reckon were gnna be talkin about the recession as we talk about the great depression. imagine all the things that have happend while were alive, the millenium, 9/11, the first black president.... all these things are gnna be in histry books, edexcel is gnna have a hard time makin that shit interesting. i wnder in 1919, if someone thought it wud be boring to talk about the recent past in the vast inter-galactic future. i wonder wt technology theyll be then, i hope we have jet packs! god i hate the enviroment:p oh yh global warming wt a fukkin joke! the globes gettin hotter so theres the heaviest snowfall in 20 years..... global warming is a load of bullshit!