end of 2008

word homepplz! i kno i sed i wudnt post until 2009 but i cudnt help myself, its 22:00 and i have nothing to do so wt the hell. so new years eve is comin, wt a bummer. yh soz im just makin small talk. the beginning of writing is always the hardest bit, just like in an exam innit? once u start u get stuk into it. malheuresment it doesnt get any easier some days:( i ws listenin to britney spears's new album and its wellll chuung, she gets a hard press these days...hmm wt an interesting thing to say. so new years is soon, im gnna go to joshs for it, but im nt lookin 4ward 2 it. bcos i hate everyone thats gnna be there, xcept for george matt merret and ofcors josh. but seriously wt a bunch of self obsessed incestual pricks. they look like a bunch of chavs frm hackney thrown thru topman/topshop. u kno who else i hate? non-conformists. not because they're weird, but because they don't want to be normal. for all those who think great artists and leaders are all slightly cooky and different to the rest of us, thats true, but they're always striving to be part of the rest of us, to make sense of the world they live and adapt. in effect great ppl are naturally queer. u kno wt else annoys me? ppl who have a go at non-conformists and then subtley try to indirectly persuade ppl that theyre great... any examples of that? god knows:p

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so this year hasnt been such a flop has it? lemme recap this year

jan 2008 - kavi sits his first A level module (critical thinking)
feb 2008 - kavi cries as arsenal start their decent down the table
mar 2008 - kavi steals £15 worth of condoms from his job in a pharmacy
apr 2008 - kavi cries again as arsenal are knocked out of the champions league
may 2008 - kavi sits some exams
jun 2008 - kavi quits job, successfully stealin over £120 in items
jul 2008 - kavi shaves head
aug 2008 - kavi gets surprisingly good a level results
sep 2008 - kavi's blog receives acclaim :p
oct 2008 - kavi starts writing for H.E.L.P magazine!:p wt an achievement#
nov 2008 - kavi turns 18
dec 2008 - kavi marks out what happened in his year but no1 reli cares

so that ws the year. actuli considering i had to reli think about wt happened ill say it ws a pretty crap year.

A conversation with the mirror 2

hey remember wen it ws easy being funny? wen u didnt even hav to try and ppl wud laugh? now its kinda sad wen u try to grab laughs by feigning ignorance. its even worse wen u deliberatley try to be un-funny because u kno u havent the wit to make an appropiate joke. u kno wts sad? the fact u masturbate twice a day!:P LOL dude get a gf! and not one of those asian ones... get one that;ll put out!

i love the fact im nt gnna be able to afford uni but yet ppl are all like "oh gosh kavi aren't devishly lucky considering you are most likely to get a government grant" yh cos im so desperatley poor that i shoppd at aldi b4 the credit crunch i workd 25 hours a week part time to save up enuf to pay for uni gosh im so lukky i dont have wealthy parents. and im gnna be 10 k in debt by the time i leave uni. oh how very proletariat of me to say so. but kavi ur not poor, ur on a fukkin computer, can poor people afford a PC? well i did get this pc from aldi. god those guys are life savers arent they?

isnt it sad once uve figured urself out? wen u can do something or say something and u kno the very angle ur workin at and it makes u sik. but kavi is there anything that doesnt make u sik? god u reli dont stop feeling sorry for urself do u?

weekend at moe's

so i spent the weekend at moe's, hes this guy ive known since like i ws 4 and man he is sooo chuung. i swer if i were gay i wud tap this guy so quiik. but im not and i think i wud be out of his league. hmm whos league am i in? i have no idea, have u ever tried to value how attractive u are? its reli hard cos everyone thinks theyr chuung in a certain way innnit. so any way i spent the weekend there. we played fifa. it was fun.

am i gonna be prime minister one day?

i told ppl that "one day im gnna be prime minister" and u kno wt they sed....they sed LOL kavi seriously ur an alright guy but ur a dum fuk... and then they suggested who they were backing to be the next prime minister ooo it made me so mad!! if john major cud be PM then why not me? if we can have a FEMALE prime minister then im feelin my odds are being good. id be a good pm right? actuli i think u'd have to be poltically correct:p tho bush wasnt. but he wsnt pm he ws president of the apparently the stupidest country in the world. i hate countries that adopt laissez faire economic policies, and to an extent i suppose i hate the UK. but things like the NHS do fill me the patriotism sometimes. so who would u vote for in the general election? ugh the tories are soo gay!! hug a hoody wt a fag! u shudnt be so harsh on the tories theyre nt soo bad. so wt if they fukkd up the economy in the early ninetees or snatched milk from small children. they won the war didnt they? they created the NHS, the stoppd there being a revolution against the monarchy. god bless disraeli. ugh wt am i sayin the tories are scum. i dnno where to support the libdems... they just seem sooo ummm amateurish..maybe wen im older. like wen im ded.

kavi's poem of fun

ip dip doo
im talkin to u
my blog is bre sik
like a aids infested brik ( which also has cancer. man thats such a sik sik brick:( sad story i wish i never get cancer its such a sad illness wrecks lives it does. u kno we shudnt even joke about it ever but ppl do and i just think its reli bad so if there anyone there that thinks its ok to joke about cancer i urge u not to)

well thats it for 2008 cya guys in 2009 peace out :)

The Dutch

schede schede schede! thats all we guys want right:D so this is gnna be my last post of 2008 so enjoy if u can, also i wud recommend not wastin ur time reading this if uve got january resits, go do some revision! so i sent my ucas off...and in one day i gt 3 offers:S also i gt an offer the day b4, so thats 4 offers in 2 days... nt bad ay? must be my dyanamic personality these unis love 8-) jokes. so im kinda in a rush to finish this post cos i wnna keep revisin the rump parliamnt. if u do too much histry u get kinda in a reading mode in which ur spoon fed information thru the books, it stops u makin ur own conclusions, which i have to say is probably the opposite of what an A in history should mean. a lvl histry dusnt involve analytical skills, u just remember other peoples analytical skills....hehe ANALytical:p i hope i spelt that right, it wud be awful embarassing to not have. i just looked outside thru the window and its alredi dark:S thats wt i hate about this year, the sun goes down earlier than its meant to. i know in winter the days get shorter but this is takin the piss. its dark at 15:30! well im gonna leave you with that to chew on for the holidays, hope u have a nice xmas, i kno i wont. hopefull knowing that itll make u feel that much better peace out! see ya in 2009! Lul Kut Stront Kontneuker Flikker( thats not an insult ) Neuk niet met me.Ik hoop dat je dood gaat!

Freedom of Speech/Expression

Hey guys, this is going to be a fairly short and sensible post but i would like some feedback via comments on the topic is that's alright:) So, freedom of expression. How far should this right be taken? I'm not actually sure if we have freedom of speech in this country, at least Mr Jenkins said something like that, but I'm pretty sure we have freedom of expression through human rights, and they're pretty much the same thing. Now...
1)Should a racist be able to express his views?
2)Should the BNP be banned?
3)Should Mr David Irving have been imprisoned for supposedly being a holocaust denier?
My Opinion:
Now I know those three all have links with racism, but that's probably why most people are afraid of freedom of expression in the west, since we're all allowed to criticise the government whenever we like. I would say YES a racist should be able to express his views; he would a flawed argument which would be incredibly hard to present, but they should nonetheless be able to express it. NO the BNP should not be banned. They MAY BE racist and hold other extremist views, but they should be able to criticise the government; this is a democracy after all. NO I don't think anyone should be imprisoned for denying the holocaust, even if it is illegal in Austria. I don't know whether to love or hate Mr Irving; he seems so rational at times. He has now come to accept the holocaust but still denies Hitler had any major part in the operation.
I'm sure lots of people would disagree with my views, or not even know who Mr Irving is, but please comment and let me know what you think.

The Renaissance

WOOO! guess whos back with a brand new rap pplz? and by rap i meant post! im totally hyped from all this caffeine in my blood stream, and its 2 good an oppurtunity to waste so blog blog blog time:D oo all this hyperness has made me hungry! ugh im gnna go make a sandwich! brb! kk back i cant believe i had to make it myself where my mum, my dad bought her for a reason, cost him a donky she did! mmmmm food...filling my stomach with goodness..argh theres so much runnin thru my hed i cant get it all down, i just gt an email from fiona mcfarlane from the culture show, u kno her right guys? she wnts me to go see a film of an asian film, racismm innit! i aint complainin, god this is a good sandwich. so wt makes a good post? where tanjil wen u need his opinion? probably at some amnesty international book sale, hes always there, well once in his life perhaps. i dnt get charities, i mean...UGH go away merret im tryin to write a post, brb..hah i showed him! i sed all his friends were losers! does that make me a loser? course not im not his friend, cos i dnt have ne friends, more on that later, wt ws i sayin?. i ws tinkin bout gettin a girl friend... cos ive been holdin bak from a realtionship...LOL yh right every1 knows im desperate for some loving...who am i tryna fool with that independent shit? i wanted a dutch gf like tanjizzle, that way ill get laid cos those dutch are soo modern like, and also she'd be my dealer, crazy dutch weed smokers. no wonder tajil looks 4ward to those letters! i wonder how mch stash comes erry fortnight ;) hehe speakin about fooling myself, perhaps i shud stop sayin im black, perhaps i shud stop sayin perhaps. just cos my rents were born in africa dont mean im black. also since my family west indian dont make me blak, just makes me from the west of india. but being just plain asian is sooo boring! half blak makes me cool! but african doesnt cos id have aids OH YH!!! charities! how long have charities been around? wts the point of giving to charity? theyr clearly doin a crap job and wastin ur money or all the problems wuda been solved ryt? i mean how long does it take 2 give african water? and theyve been gettin money for hoooow many years? giv ur money to kavi, he'll use it good, like on book for reading...knowledge has a price tag:D just look at bancrofts:p zach prince went bacnrofts innit, also raveethans dad sed he ws gnna send his other sons to bancroft cos the sixth form referees messd up and raveethan didnt get to apply to cambridge! raveethan has soo many brothers! like 5 or sumink like that! i wonder how much that must hurt his mum, physically and her wallet 2! 4 hungry tamils 2 raise. but theyre rich enuf, his dad runs tution innit, lol tooootion not tuition, tootion. why do tamils go tuition? tuition makes their hed hurt, and they come to skl and dnt pay attention and they learn even less than they wud normally and increases their need for tuition but noooo tamils dnt see the vicous circle? they only see civil war. i hate those idiots who supprt tamil tigers, y wud u support terrorists? or freedom fighters? tamils are clearly the minority, just piss off to some liberal country...oh whoops too late... now ur here stop complainin! lol ppl keep talkin to me on msn, and there ws me thinkin i didnt have friends:pkk im gnna say im busy, or maybe i shud just logg offf? nah im not cool enuf to not be on msn...god i wish i ws cool:( wt other ppl think is sooo important man, even wen ppl say they dnt care, they just ppl to think they dnt care, lol hypocrisy? or irony? lol maybe i shud read that post i wrote like ages ago? too long ago, hmmm i hate the past, it just maked me realise how stupid i was makin all those mistakes and in a couple of years ill think how stupid i am now makin the mistakes im currently making, like sleepin matts mother, god i almost gt arrestd with that kinky shit. also my fascism stuffs didnt help me at the black pride parade.. lol i at the parade i sed PRISON BREAK ! PRISON BREAK! lol geddit cos there ws a load of blakk pplz ? lol dw im not actuli racist, infact im half blakc? lol didd i explain that>? yh probz, u kno im nt gnna spell chek this so if things dnt make sense plz point them out yh. god i shud send off my ucas, everyones alredi gt offers n stuffs, and there i am waitin 4 my dad to "approve" my personal st8ment! i mean im 18 i dnt need ur fukin approval dad! 2 bad im too wimpish to say it 2 his face, or cos he wudnt understand since hes probbly wasted.. im probz 2 harsh on my dad, hes never actuli wasted at home except wen he comes home at like 2 am fromt he pub, but then im normally long asleep. ah man im hungry again! wheres that mother of mine? lol now ive talked about both my rentz.. u kno wt i think i shud end this post here, sorry if it ws a tad random, im finally sobering up from that coffee rush, ill make next post serious or atleast in good english kk? peace out homebwoiz bruup!