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so....arsenal drew again, that really sucks. y do i even woch football , i jst end up sad:( but then again everything makes me sad. i tried to take prozac the other day, but it was abosorbd by a black hole. freaked the shit outa me. maybe if i gt my arse off this PC i wudnt be so depressd. lol there are so many tissues in this room my rentz must be real dum if they dnt realise why:P teenager + the internet... ive bunkd so many maths lessons this term, i just cant stand my lessons. wills is just like a robot, but i have to admit a good mathematical and nice robot, but he doesnt make maths fun. jeshram on the other hand...god shes so hot i cant focus on my txt book, and its well embaressing if she calls me to the board cos im all hunched 8-). i dnt like those new interactive white boards, they always fuk up. u gtta log in and then u gtta configure the pen to the screen, its just a waste of time. u kno teachers get to go on wteva website they want to at skl? if a teacher ever forgets to log out just once... im gnna search for sooo much child porn on theyr account. thats how i gt rid of mr clarke;) i remember goin paintballin with clarke, there ws loadsa porn in the ichs mini van, and also a small filopino boy in a cage at the back. the new van is propa chuung, all big n shiny. how comes the skl gets cool things wen were about to leave, like the sports hall, PE wuda been much more fun in yr 7 bein able to play table tennis rather than be the goalie outside. is it like nature to put fat kids in goal? i suppose on a purely physical sense, they wud blok more of the goal. but still.... i used to hate PE, especially the teachers. havin a bunch of tubbies tellin u that ur too fat is rong on 2 levels. if u cant work them out then ur dum, if u can work out more levels then ur thinkin 2 much, get a life! are unhealthy doctors hypocrites? they DO take the hippocratic oath n all. yh that ws bad, but im strangely proud of that:p i need to get funnier, sayin anal or just talkin about sex in general isnt funny anymore. what makes something funny tho? if i say something outrageous then ppl laugh, if only to be polite. if tony blair says it hes bastard. no wait im goin off topic here. what makes something funny. pain usually makes ppl laugh, and thats sick, really really sick, in principle. irony is also a funny ting. but thats bout it. hmmm. WAIT A MINUTE! i swer ive asked this question b4! ugh how uncool of me. ther ws me goin on about non conformism and originality (previous posts) and now this. god my mother wud be ashamed. if she read this blog, and i hope she doesnt. not that shes literate. or ever leaves the kitchen. my mum is a saint really but my god is she naiive. shes genuinely a racist, but like shes a polite racist. basically shes like UKIP. and dnt gimme that crap that ukip are strictly nonracist, thats bullshit. it reli is. if u have UK in ur name then ur racist. actually thats probably not true. im reli paranoid about racism u kno, cos there are stupid ppl out there. wen ur wyt its kk, cos racists wnt hurt U , but wen ur ethnically different. actuli thats rong aswell. white ppl are the target of sooo much racism, its ridiculous. lol once again my post drifts on to politics and society. only smart arses talk about politics malheuresment. oh yh btw ges who 2nd in france? in ligue 1...thats right PSG! brup zoop bullet! they came 17th last season by a point and now theyr second. why do i chek the results of french football i hear u ask? cos its less depressin than english football. i wnna see paris. i went with my mum b4 but she ws too scared to go to the top of the eiffel tower. sigh! i wnna see europe in general. and by europe i mean western europe, none of that soviet crap. and i spose greece aswell. i still cant believe how many ppl go on holiday once a year. its like whoah! do u hate ur life at home that much? and only middle classd ppl can afford it so i reli reli dnt understand. if they go to interesting places then thats kk , but like if u go to rhodes or ibiza where its pretty much a british colony but with drugs and sex on the beach, i reli dnt see the point. i wnt ever understand the mind of middle england. lol middle england...sounds like it belongs in lord of the rings. that ws some loooong film, and i didnt even understand wt ws goin on half the time. ppl just killin each other and some nice musik. i remember i had the game (illegally) on ps2, that ws kinda fun. im such a criminal. wts worse? a relatively poor kid stealin binary imformation worth thousands of pounds (over several years) or a middle classed youth have under aged sex and drinking under age? actuli the age limits things are reli hard to justify. cos its sorta a personal thing. i mean if a girl starts havin her period at like 13 , shes naturally ready for sex. right? oh i dnno! rememebr that chavvy kid who had sex wen he ws 12. the mother ws weelllll ugly. im nt tryin to be mean, but my god. darwin must be rong about natural selection cos surely ugly genes shud be extinct by now, how cud u possibly have sex with something that hideous!? i cud say a joke here about any of number of girls, and im talkin to all u readers directly here... u kno who u are! but im nt in the mood to be annoying. u kno wt IS annoying? people. i reli hate ppl. not specific ppl, but just like ppl. kno wt i mean? i bet u dont. lol ur probably wondering if u shud be offended:p i dnt understand why ppl socialise, cos to expand ur social horizons u have to act so fukkin desperate. ur pretty much whoring out ur personality. i dnt like to do that. or maybe im just bad at socialising. meh:p yh u kno ur a loner wen u have a blog! lol...im crying on the inside. i like my blog, its like having a conversation with my self and being as bitchy as i wnna. and wen ur boring person a blog is ur only friend, but sometimes it actuli spits at u. yh! my pc screen spat at me once, so i banged it out. then we made up and looked at porn. i look at 2 much porn but it keeps my testosterone levels down. i used to have anger issues, now not so much;) also my arms are as strong as ever, its good exercise, especially with my size;) lol:p i make myself laugh some times. thats cos i kno wt i mean wen im sayin something. i kno merrett has trouble deciding whether im lying or not, but its quite simple to tell. if i answer something wen im not asked directly then its the truth, if u ask me something then its probably a lie. maybe im lying now. yh sorta. u cant trust a blak person. my dad says never trust an irishman with ur money. on the contrary mikky gives me sooo much money, he cus pretty much blackmail me at any time. damn tories. i reli hate middle classd ppl now. not all of them, but most:p quite funny how about 99% of the quad are middle classd... i dnt hate them all, just 99% of them:p i wonder if im actuli middle classd or not. cos the working class works... my mum works, reli reli hard. my dads a lazy fuck. i used to have a job and i workd like a donkey. on all fours alllllright gigiddy gigiddy! one way i think u can tell is by ur diet. the more u eat the richer u are i suppose. but then again i used to be reli fat. hmmm. a lil help marx? marx ws a prik. firstly he ws german. 2nd he ws a member of the nazi party and thirdly he ws a TV chef. god hes like satan. i ws reading about satanism the other day. its not reli spooky like i thought, theyre just anti-god, almost humanitarian, but in a religous form:S i dnt reli understand, but u kno...actuli u dnt so nevr mind. well i think ive talkd to my self long enuf, if uve red this far i congratulate u and urge u to comment, even if to swear at my mother. peace out.

My head hurts, so instead of a real post, i'll just try to give you a little insight

my hed hurts:( 2 much football. music soothes the pain. but i can take the pain. im a REAL man. woof! punctuation fucks up english. i try to use as little as possible. oh the irony. i lack confidence. i feel like criticising my own blog. once more. i need to stop that. i need to stop over sleeping. as well. as being harsh on my self. i ws watching something. i think it was on bbc. yh it defo was. cos it was horizon. shit about body clocks. its not teenagers' fault. they need to over sleep. theyre not lazy. i shud stop insulting jasons laziness then. actuli i dnt. do i? who doesnt?ugh! my hed hurts:( 2 much football.

1) I love looking up - try lookin up right now, ur probly lookin at some ceiling cos ur inside but even thats quite interesting. patterns or paint? outside is the sky, and that really is beautiful, i cud stare at the sky for hours. u notice slight differences each second u stare. its so big, i love the feeling when u comprehend that u are so unimportant in the ways of the universe, takes off the pressure;)

my hed hurts:( 2 much football. i thought i'd drink some hot chocolate to help. seems to be be doing the trick. not that soothing a headache is much of a trick. if a mgician did that. at a party. it wouldnt be very amusing. unless it was in a hospital. lots of people hate hospitals. i wud love to stay in a hopsital. u can just do fuck all. sitting there. i cant do that at home. i get told to do things. since when did doing things help. me. do any thing. lol? doing things is so overrated. but im soo jelus of active people. cos they can be arsed to do things. i need iron tablets. but alot of them arent vegetarian. keepin my conscious clean is more important. than my health. ugh! my hed hurts:( 2 much football.

2) I scrutinise everything i do. i've a habit of defending the undefensible, just to be different. I even argue with myself. in my head theres a constant dialog just explaining why whatever im doing is stupid. "why are u having a shower? u had one yday! people are dying of thirst in africa and ur cleaning ur alredi clean body with how much water? u bastard!" the man in my head isnt very nice....

my hed hurts:( 2 much football. i cant focus. george keeps talkin to me on msn. along with others. who i care less about. but i cant focus on any of them. too many windows. and then theres this. this blog. u kno wt are good about blogs? they let people who dont know u. to kno u more. too bad i dnt hand out this addy 2 easily. i only like ppl who know me. 2 read my racist remarks. keep my external facade. of a lovely young man. not that im seen that way. but i wudnt know. speaking of ppl. that i know. sluts sluts sluts. and on a completley different topic. dutch dutch dutch. ugh! my hed hurts:( 2 much football.

3) i have a huge ego - my god is it big! bigger than mussolini. im the greatest thing thats happened to this universe. fuk wt i sed b4 about my insignificance, im the muther fukking mesiah! but seriously, it sickens me when i realise im looking down on people. i have nothing really.

cola has caffeine!!??

so they call me mellow yellow...quite WRONGLY! im not chinese! u kno wt? i feel kinda depressd:( caffeine + the fray = lol...
life doesnt change reli but ppl sure do. its reli crap wen u figur out uve changed, for the worse. that u need to change ur approach to life to suit the new you. its like coping with a disability. thats right, growing up is just like gettin more and more disabled! god i type some really good material. no one gets sarcasm anymore. its not cool. its reli mean actuli. i like irony tho. its like UKIP. like the bnp but not so mean. and once again your right, i just compared sarcasm to racism. its quite sad that i lol at my own blog. im a genius. cant anyone be a loner anymore without being cool? joseph isnt just a loner, hes the coolest kid in school. infact hes not a loner, hes just "independent". people dont give into peer pressure, theyre just "open minded". people arent racist they just want british job to go to "three generation british families". god its so complicated. u kno how i kno that god doesnt exist? cos ive been brought up throught the philosophy of logic. logic is the ultimate truth. using logic is only logical. ofcourse any ideological thought allows space for its existence to be maintained. what am i sayin? that we're all brainwashed capitalists at heart. nah not reli. welll.. yh we reli are. thinking is not good. the less u think, the easier life is. cos things dont make sense if u think about them. wt good is a senseless world. so go to church, take in spoonfuls of truth. i mean we're all fed truth in school, but thats not silly. mannnn my posts a repetative! i need to freshen things up. but to do that i need to take a blog break.hmmm. ill see how things go. i think ill leave this post for now. peace out. but if i do take a break, ill do a "funny" post b4 i go:p peace out;)

mood swing

waap waap! the sound of a duck. or quack for all u conformists. insult? you know what, lets drop all this metaphysical non-sensical oddly punctuated blogpost format food for thought crap and get down to business. .... but i have no business as i have no purpose or meaning in this illusion of a universe...ah crap i did it again! its so easy to over complicate things. look at asian people for instance. some "uncle" doesnt wnna come over from whatever civil-war infested crap hole of a country he lives in. so then "uncle number 2" takes huge offense and starts taking polical procedures in which to control a faction and to discredit "uncle"... lol? well lets try an example closer to home. a year 13 student in ichs gets rejected from UCL...now hes messed up his entire life, and his life long desire to be a doctor has now dissapeard. firstly that desire was never there... secondly its not the end of the world... go work in a call centre. u kno why chavs dnt get drunk easily? cos they dont have any more brain cells to destroy. i ws savin that one for clifford but the fuk wit spends most of his time in the mines these days. waste of tax payers money funding education for those class confused bastards. whoooah! how neo-conservative of me! i reli dont understand how people can be so happy. theres nothing to be happy about. there reli isnt.


so ive officially given up coffee guys! it was just too serotonin sucking and tainted with exploitation... still shop at primark tho... thats for pointing that out mikky... fukkin anarchists..why dont they realise that by lecturing people about anarchism theyr going against theyr whole beliefs.. btw i wasnt labelling mikky as an anarchist... hes just a wannabe... not as much a wannabe as clifford i mean jeeees fukkin usss... actuli ive pikkd on clifford enuf.


well this is gnna be my first post of february. its been a long time coming, and quite frankly i already feel this is a dissapointment. so as i write eating a penguin chocl8 biskit thing, i worry for the future of this blog. oh u wnna hear the joke on the bak of the penguin? why cant penguins fly? cos theyve have evolved wings which help them to swin and some would aruge that they can "fly" in water which is equally as useful. i didnt get it. a little note to tanjil: i hope you enjoyed/noticed the penguin i placed in your pocket. in return i hope you will now consider not prolonging the inevitable meeting to take place between me and that dutch slut...and he lovely daughter of whom you have such strong relations.

skins starts in 10 so im gnna finish this quik. u kno i dont like how no1 els has written on their blogs. infact i may consider going on strike until someone else posts. although i doubt it will actually make a difference, its the principle that counts. thats what gandhi taught me. and also if u wnna guilt a whole load of asians.. starve yourself. actually u'd just fit in more. damn malnurished indians. so chinese ppl are weird arent they. theyr not reli considered "ASIAN" xcept in yankland. u kno chinese food is traditionally vegetarian or like has random animals in it like dog. same with indian food really. xcept like bengali fish. the british fuk everything up. israel, iraq, the slave trade. they just cant contain them selves.

well i have to go, i promise to make a better post later in the month. but if no one else starts posting soonish im gnna go on strike!!! peace out!