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so....arsenal drew again, that really sucks. y do i even woch football , i jst end up sad:( but then again everything makes me sad. i tried to take prozac the other day, but it was abosorbd by a black hole. freaked the shit outa me. maybe if i gt my arse off this PC i wudnt be so depressd. lol there are so many tissues in this room my rentz must be real dum if they dnt realise why:P teenager + the internet... ive bunkd so many maths lessons this term, i just cant stand my lessons. wills is just like a robot, but i have to admit a good mathematical and nice robot, but he doesnt make maths fun. jeshram on the other hand...god shes so hot i cant focus on my txt book, and its well embaressing if she calls me to the board cos im all hunched 8-). i dnt like those new interactive white boards, they always fuk up. u gtta log in and then u gtta configure the pen to the screen, its just a waste of time. u kno teachers get to go on wteva website they want to at skl? if a teacher ever forgets to log out just once... im gnna search for sooo much child porn on theyr account. thats how i gt rid of mr clarke;) i remember goin paintballin with clarke, there ws loadsa porn in the ichs mini van, and also a small filopino boy in a cage at the back. the new van is propa chuung, all big n shiny. how comes the skl gets cool things wen were about to leave, like the sports hall, PE wuda been much more fun in yr 7 bein able to play table tennis rather than be the goalie outside. is it like nature to put fat kids in goal? i suppose on a purely physical sense, they wud blok more of the goal. but still.... i used to hate PE, especially the teachers. havin a bunch of tubbies tellin u that ur too fat is rong on 2 levels. if u cant work them out then ur dum, if u can work out more levels then ur thinkin 2 much, get a life! are unhealthy doctors hypocrites? they DO take the hippocratic oath n all. yh that ws bad, but im strangely proud of that:p i need to get funnier, sayin anal or just talkin about sex in general isnt funny anymore. what makes something funny tho? if i say something outrageous then ppl laugh, if only to be polite. if tony blair says it hes bastard. no wait im goin off topic here. what makes something funny. pain usually makes ppl laugh, and thats sick, really really sick, in principle. irony is also a funny ting. but thats bout it. hmmm. WAIT A MINUTE! i swer ive asked this question b4! ugh how uncool of me. ther ws me goin on about non conformism and originality (previous posts) and now this. god my mother wud be ashamed. if she read this blog, and i hope she doesnt. not that shes literate. or ever leaves the kitchen. my mum is a saint really but my god is she naiive. shes genuinely a racist, but like shes a polite racist. basically shes like UKIP. and dnt gimme that crap that ukip are strictly nonracist, thats bullshit. it reli is. if u have UK in ur name then ur racist. actually thats probably not true. im reli paranoid about racism u kno, cos there are stupid ppl out there. wen ur wyt its kk, cos racists wnt hurt U , but wen ur ethnically different. actuli thats rong aswell. white ppl are the target of sooo much racism, its ridiculous. lol once again my post drifts on to politics and society. only smart arses talk about politics malheuresment. oh yh btw ges who 2nd in france? in ligue 1...thats right PSG! brup zoop bullet! they came 17th last season by a point and now theyr second. why do i chek the results of french football i hear u ask? cos its less depressin than english football. i wnna see paris. i went with my mum b4 but she ws too scared to go to the top of the eiffel tower. sigh! i wnna see europe in general. and by europe i mean western europe, none of that soviet crap. and i spose greece aswell. i still cant believe how many ppl go on holiday once a year. its like whoah! do u hate ur life at home that much? and only middle classd ppl can afford it so i reli reli dnt understand. if they go to interesting places then thats kk , but like if u go to rhodes or ibiza where its pretty much a british colony but with drugs and sex on the beach, i reli dnt see the point. i wnt ever understand the mind of middle england. lol middle england...sounds like it belongs in lord of the rings. that ws some loooong film, and i didnt even understand wt ws goin on half the time. ppl just killin each other and some nice musik. i remember i had the game (illegally) on ps2, that ws kinda fun. im such a criminal. wts worse? a relatively poor kid stealin binary imformation worth thousands of pounds (over several years) or a middle classed youth have under aged sex and drinking under age? actuli the age limits things are reli hard to justify. cos its sorta a personal thing. i mean if a girl starts havin her period at like 13 , shes naturally ready for sex. right? oh i dnno! rememebr that chavvy kid who had sex wen he ws 12. the mother ws weelllll ugly. im nt tryin to be mean, but my god. darwin must be rong about natural selection cos surely ugly genes shud be extinct by now, how cud u possibly have sex with something that hideous!? i cud say a joke here about any of number of girls, and im talkin to all u readers directly here... u kno who u are! but im nt in the mood to be annoying. u kno wt IS annoying? people. i reli hate ppl. not specific ppl, but just like ppl. kno wt i mean? i bet u dont. lol ur probably wondering if u shud be offended:p i dnt understand why ppl socialise, cos to expand ur social horizons u have to act so fukkin desperate. ur pretty much whoring out ur personality. i dnt like to do that. or maybe im just bad at socialising. meh:p yh u kno ur a loner wen u have a blog! lol...im crying on the inside. i like my blog, its like having a conversation with my self and being as bitchy as i wnna. and wen ur boring person a blog is ur only friend, but sometimes it actuli spits at u. yh! my pc screen spat at me once, so i banged it out. then we made up and looked at porn. i look at 2 much porn but it keeps my testosterone levels down. i used to have anger issues, now not so much;) also my arms are as strong as ever, its good exercise, especially with my size;) lol:p i make myself laugh some times. thats cos i kno wt i mean wen im sayin something. i kno merrett has trouble deciding whether im lying or not, but its quite simple to tell. if i answer something wen im not asked directly then its the truth, if u ask me something then its probably a lie. maybe im lying now. yh sorta. u cant trust a blak person. my dad says never trust an irishman with ur money. on the contrary mikky gives me sooo much money, he cus pretty much blackmail me at any time. damn tories. i reli hate middle classd ppl now. not all of them, but most:p quite funny how about 99% of the quad are middle classd... i dnt hate them all, just 99% of them:p i wonder if im actuli middle classd or not. cos the working class works... my mum works, reli reli hard. my dads a lazy fuck. i used to have a job and i workd like a donkey. on all fours alllllright gigiddy gigiddy! one way i think u can tell is by ur diet. the more u eat the richer u are i suppose. but then again i used to be reli fat. hmmm. a lil help marx? marx ws a prik. firstly he ws german. 2nd he ws a member of the nazi party and thirdly he ws a TV chef. god hes like satan. i ws reading about satanism the other day. its not reli spooky like i thought, theyre just anti-god, almost humanitarian, but in a religous form:S i dnt reli understand, but u kno...actuli u dnt so nevr mind. well i think ive talkd to my self long enuf, if uve red this far i congratulate u and urge u to comment, even if to swear at my mother. peace out.