gangsta style!

cap on! sleeves up! GAAANGSTA STYLE! ...hmmm so then...where to start? *awkward silence*.....when i ws 2 i wen out into the road and saw this red thing comin 2wards me...turns out it ws a bus! OUCH! hit me str8, hed smashd blood drippin down my nose...wen i woke up i ws in this dark room with a hot dog in my hand...i thought "a hot dog? if this is hell then satan has a reli reli weird sense of humour...wt a G!" childhood was fun! remember bigbird from sesame st? ws that a guy or a girl..shrug! kids gt it easy now..gameboys hav lil stiks u can use to press tings..also theyre in colour! nehoo there i ws with the hotdog and ther wsnt much in da room, just me and a table, no lights or nething...and i know there ws a table cos i ws lyin on it...smart arse.. nehhoo i gt up and like i cudnt reach the floor, which i ws used to when i ws 2, so i jumpd off but i never touched the floor, just kept falling and falling and falling...and as i ws goin down...and i assumed i ws goin down, i cuda been goin up for all i know i cudnt see nething, well until i started to see the room lighten up...except i wsnt in the room nemore, i ws facing it and my hotdog had gone, instead i had a pair of dice and by now i had completely forgotten about the bus and everything...memories go quikkly innit, infact im surprisd i can remember anything from when i ws 2, i cant even remember yr 9 french! xcept romero lol, i wish i umm..."appreciated" (lol thats the word) women in yrs 7-9 cos i had her for academic reviews and i defo wuda been a naughty bwoi 4 her;) i spose u remember like reli happy and reli sad moments..but like nothin in between..but im not sure where this memory about the hotdog and bla bla fits in cos its not reli sad such...nor happy...nehoo there i ws lookin at the room from the outside, now i cudnt see nething else but this white room. slowly it came towards me, or i moved towards it im nt reli sure, nehoo it came ryt up to my face, and touchd my nose...at the time my nose wsnt as big so it ws reeeeeealll close to my face. i ws kinda scared so i shut my eyes..but i cud somehow see thru my eyelids for a couple of seconds...then it wnt blak...took its time...i think sometime u can do something but it takes like time for ur body to notice it and take effect..u know when u get cut or something and u dnt realise and then later u see the blood or the cut itself..THEN u can feel the pain...sorta like that innit. xcept this ws sliiiiitley different i know but wocha gnna do ay? nehoo i opened my eyes after a couple of seconds and gess wot.....there ws a rainbow..this is wen i realisd i ws gay...nehoo i ws in ireland or somewhere..i had just heard my dad talkin bout ireland b4 the bus incident but i wsnt payin attention cos i ws reppin it with thomas the tank engine, but the name stuck in my name and for some reason i sorta knew it ws ireland..which ws funny cos there wasnt any leprachauns or catholic fundamentalism. so i walkd towards the rainbow but i cud never reach it...i musta been walkin 2wards it 4 like 10 mins..well then green ranger from power rangers poppd out from nowhere and i ws like YAY!!:D he sed hed help me but we had to summon the dragon zord..so he gt out his flute/sword and made that tune!! dooodoodoodoooo! then his mega zord came..how comes the green ranger gt a whole zord to him self...he didnt need it, thats just selfish, and why were there female rangers? if it wsnt a kids show they bl8s wuda gt raped str8 away. especially in those girly scimpy outfits...pink n yellow, it ws jokes how the black ranger ws black...as if he wsnt bright n colourful enuf....i spose they wanted him to stand out.. nehoo i gt into the zord.. and it ws flyin not walkin smashin buildings and shit...and how come the rangers were never arrested? they musta destroyed many a farm, they musta had to paid loooooads in damages or had one stupid insurer...AIG lol. well he took me to the bustop, and tolde me to take the 86 and then walk or take the 364 if i felt lazy, and i ws like kk but y the hell did u drop me in the next place..he ws like this is green street...u gtta learn to gangsta upp!! then he flew off..he ws qrong tho, green st is all freshy and pakified. i cuda been fresh of the boat in a borwn suit and like seagulls still flyin over my hed and still been ayt on green street. nehoo i took the bus home, bak then kids over 8 had to pay 40p but i ws 2 so i didnt...just thought id mention that...well i gt off at the seven kings homebase...and ws like aaaah im home.. then i saw some crowd in the street so i thought i wud walk over to it considering i dint kno where my mum ws. ryt in the middle of the crowd ws my mangled corpse...cliche ay? i ws like shiiiiiiitt that bus wernt playin no games! so i ws like pssh he aint gnna be in rush hour 3 so i walkd home...it took 4eva to get home cos like i had teeny legs...nehoo at that time i ws living on the same road as merrett...i dnt wnna be giving out road names:p but i cudnt do nethin cos like i ws ded innit...so i went to sleep...woke up and wrote on this blog.. walkin around all the time, no1 can hear me... or see me or touch me....which is a downer cos i cant rape ppl...:( ghosts have no fun:( ...wait thats not the end of the story...cos i ws walkin around ilford one day.. i ws well bored cos i ws ded..theres not much to do...so i went to JD and put on all this gaaaangsta clothes on...i gangsta'd up! then i woke up on the floor where the bus had hit me...it ws only a lil teeny bus like the size of my hand, but my bro ws a meean lil dikhed throwin things...so i crossd the road and fukkd him up the only way i knew how...GANGASTYLE!