Monday, 1 December 2008

The Renaissance

WOOO! guess whos back with a brand new rap pplz? and by rap i meant post! im totally hyped from all this caffeine in my blood stream, and its 2 good an oppurtunity to waste so blog blog blog time:D oo all this hyperness has made me hungry! ugh im gnna go make a sandwich! brb! kk back i cant believe i had to make it myself where my mum, my dad bought her for a reason, cost him a donky she did! mmmmm food...filling my stomach with goodness..argh theres so much runnin thru my hed i cant get it all down, i just gt an email from fiona mcfarlane from the culture show, u kno her right guys? she wnts me to go see a film of an asian film, racismm innit! i aint complainin, god this is a good sandwich. so wt makes a good post? where tanjil wen u need his opinion? probably at some amnesty international book sale, hes always there, well once in his life perhaps. i dnt get charities, i mean...UGH go away merret im tryin to write a post, brb..hah i showed him! i sed all his friends were losers! does that make me a loser? course not im not his friend, cos i dnt have ne friends, more on that later, wt ws i sayin?. i ws tinkin bout gettin a girl friend... cos ive been holdin bak from a realtionship...LOL yh right every1 knows im desperate for some loving...who am i tryna fool with that independent shit? i wanted a dutch gf like tanjizzle, that way ill get laid cos those dutch are soo modern like, and also she'd be my dealer, crazy dutch weed smokers. no wonder tajil looks 4ward to those letters! i wonder how mch stash comes erry fortnight ;) hehe speakin about fooling myself, perhaps i shud stop sayin im black, perhaps i shud stop sayin perhaps. just cos my rents were born in africa dont mean im black. also since my family west indian dont make me blak, just makes me from the west of india. but being just plain asian is sooo boring! half blak makes me cool! but african doesnt cos id have aids OH YH!!! charities! how long have charities been around? wts the point of giving to charity? theyr clearly doin a crap job and wastin ur money or all the problems wuda been solved ryt? i mean how long does it take 2 give african water? and theyve been gettin money for hoooow many years? giv ur money to kavi, he'll use it good, like on book for reading...knowledge has a price tag:D just look at bancrofts:p zach prince went bacnrofts innit, also raveethans dad sed he ws gnna send his other sons to bancroft cos the sixth form referees messd up and raveethan didnt get to apply to cambridge! raveethan has soo many brothers! like 5 or sumink like that! i wonder how much that must hurt his mum, physically and her wallet 2! 4 hungry tamils 2 raise. but theyre rich enuf, his dad runs tution innit, lol tooootion not tuition, tootion. why do tamils go tuition? tuition makes their hed hurt, and they come to skl and dnt pay attention and they learn even less than they wud normally and increases their need for tuition but noooo tamils dnt see the vicous circle? they only see civil war. i hate those idiots who supprt tamil tigers, y wud u support terrorists? or freedom fighters? tamils are clearly the minority, just piss off to some liberal country...oh whoops too late... now ur here stop complainin! lol ppl keep talkin to me on msn, and there ws me thinkin i didnt have friends:pkk im gnna say im busy, or maybe i shud just logg offf? nah im not cool enuf to not be on msn...god i wish i ws cool:( wt other ppl think is sooo important man, even wen ppl say they dnt care, they just ppl to think they dnt care, lol hypocrisy? or irony? lol maybe i shud read that post i wrote like ages ago? too long ago, hmmm i hate the past, it just maked me realise how stupid i was makin all those mistakes and in a couple of years ill think how stupid i am now makin the mistakes im currently making, like sleepin matts mother, god i almost gt arrestd with that kinky shit. also my fascism stuffs didnt help me at the black pride parade.. lol i at the parade i sed PRISON BREAK ! PRISON BREAK! lol geddit cos there ws a load of blakk pplz ? lol dw im not actuli racist, infact im half blakc? lol didd i explain that>? yh probz, u kno im nt gnna spell chek this so if things dnt make sense plz point them out yh. god i shud send off my ucas, everyones alredi gt offers n stuffs, and there i am waitin 4 my dad to "approve" my personal st8ment! i mean im 18 i dnt need ur fukin approval dad! 2 bad im too wimpish to say it 2 his face, or cos he wudnt understand since hes probbly wasted.. im probz 2 harsh on my dad, hes never actuli wasted at home except wen he comes home at like 2 am fromt he pub, but then im normally long asleep. ah man im hungry again! wheres that mother of mine? lol now ive talked about both my rentz.. u kno wt i think i shud end this post here, sorry if it ws a tad random, im finally sobering up from that coffee rush, ill make next post serious or atleast in good english kk? peace out homebwoiz bruup!

3 comments:

"Chris James" said...

Vintage Kavi stylings :P!

What to pick out...

YOU'RE NOT BLACK?! I NEVER!
Do you ever wonder how much we get done in this world is done to having the confidence to do it, and being fearless enough to not worry about its implications?

How could you not mention what sandwich you were eating :O?!

Flame said...

Wow, that was like Agincourt, trying to battle my way through that post.

Anyway, I'm addicted to msn, does that make me un-cool?! :O How very dare you.

I'm loving the racist jokes though, here's mine (OK it's not actually racist, more classist, but bah):

What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit

*APPLAUSE*
Thank you, thank you. I'll return to my box now.

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