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Kavi, a cosmic unicorn and a red wolf find themselves floating somewhere...

Kavi: .......so.... this is a litte awkward...
Red wolf: SILENCE!
Cosmic unicorn: hey hey! dont be rude! why are you here little boy?
Kavi: i dnno! one minute im writing on my blog and the next..whoosh! floating in space!
Cosmic unicorn: what makes u sure so sure u r floating in space?
Kavi:well because its dark n stuff...im pretty sure this is what space is.
Red wolf: well then you'll be surprised to find out we not in space, we are in a vacuum of reality, in a place incomprehensible
Kavi: no were in space! isnt space just one big vacuum? i mean theres nothing in it, what difference does putting "of reality" at the end make?
Cosmic unicorn: lol he got u there
Red wolf: the very fact that you have defined space as what is inside of the vacuum you mentioned allows there to be a definition of the void and therefore is no longer a vacuum.
Kavi:.....
Cosmic unicorn:......
Red wolf: what i mean to say is that were are in neither in nothing nor something, what we are in cannot be defined.
Cosmic unicorn: ok? but who cares? dude why did you even ask that question?
Kavi: i dnno! i thought i could sound smart
Cosmic unicorn: well u sure made the 2 of us look reeal dum dint u!?! so nehoo u dont actuli know why you're here?
Kavi: nope!
Red wolf: why he is here is irrelevant!
Kavi: hey! wocha tryna say?!
Red wolf: SILENCE!
Cosmic unicorn: jeez! enough with the SILENCING! who dya think you are?
Kavi: nah its cool dude! i dnt mind being quiet for a while
Red wolf: good.
Cosmic Unicorn: dude ur here cos me n SILENCE mccgee here decided to spread our message
Red wolf: you brought him here?
Cosmic Unicorn: yh why not?
Red wolf: i say that we shouldn't tell anyone of our ways and you decide to bring someone?
Cosmic Unicorn: mmhmm thats my job remember!
Kavi: so in the void of reality you are employed? that seems kinda dum to me guys
Red wolf: do not question me boy!
Cosmic Unicorn: what he means to say is that "employed" is not the correct word. our arrangement of existence is mutually beneficial
Kavi: what exactly do you guys do?
Red wolf: we hold ultimate power
Kavi: over what?
Cosmic Unicorn: over all that exists
Kavi: then how comes you didn't know i was going to come then wolfy?
Red wolf:...
Cosmic Unicorn: because you do not exist you are not in the a dimension of existence.
Kavi: u say that, but im quite clearly existing, i mean im talkin to you guys aren't i?
Red wolf: you perceive you are talking, you hear yourself, feel you lips moving. because you can sense physical properties associated with speech, it does not mean that your speech exists.
Kavi: so the fact that i can hear and see you doesnt necessarily mean you exist?
Red wolf: it is a possibility
Cosmic Unicorn: and the fact that he said were not in a dimension of existence, im pretty sure we dont
Kavi: then what makes you ultimately powerful?
Red Wolf: by existing we ensure that doubt and confusion ensues
Cosmic Unicorn: we do the things that people can't explain by simply being there
Kavi: but i thought you said you aren't there! you said you don't exist
Red wolf: we don't need to be sensed in a physical form to exist
Cosmic unicorn: nor do we have to exist to be perceived to exist
Kavi: my head hurts:(
Cosmic unicorn: yh it usually does when people think about it
Kavi: hey can i ask you something?
Red wolf: sure!
Kavi: how comes you got all explainy and less snobbish suddenly wolfy and you stopped being all nice and hip unicorn?
Cosmic unicorn: because you wanted it that way
Red wolf: we often apprehend what we choose to apprehend
Kavi: i dont understand. you guys changed because i wanted you to change?
Comsic Unicorn: precisely
Kavi: so i can make you what i want to make you? i can destroy you or create you? are you guys even there? are you just a figment of my imagination?....guys?