my fingers find the keys on my keyboard so easily, now thats a real example of practise makes perfect, its not like the ordering of letters on a keyboard is anything specific, but the fact i can more or less type with my eyes closed is quite an achievement. SO now as my fingers are bent over this piece of plastic and wires, occasionally they shift to pick up my mug of hot chocoatley warmth, i'm wondering what to write. i was remembering the time wen i had a job, now were those good or bad days? i remember the smile that stained my face whenever i got paid, even though it was really really not enough for an average of 21 hours a week. I also remember coming home absolutely nakkerd everyday. i went to Jas's bday party and i cudnt literally stand up for most of it, which ws ok lukkily bcos no1 knew or cared who the fuk i ws. remember wen the quad ws primarily 2 sets of indepenent groups? awkward times.. we all knew each others names, but conversations rarely crossed the border. remember wen every1 ws fat in lower school? especially peter, simon , merret..sorta:p and clifford, and ofcourse especially myself..man i weigh the same now as i did when i ws in yr 9. Thats shameful. well the caffeine has set in...yh i had coffee in my hot chocolate, and im drowning slowly into the emerging black hole that is depression. drugs have lows. u kno, im depressd like 80% of the time. but were all sick of the pessemistic posts on kavis blog arent we! stop feeling sorry for urself kavi! u kno wt made me laugh? matts blog! yh thats right! im starting a blog war here! and wts ur crap blog gnna do about it? nothing thats right! u dnt even post. the more u can post on ur blog shows how deeps ur personality is...look at merret and george for instance...but peter...sport and politcally incorrect jokes? THATS ALL PETER IS ABOUT! WT A LOSER! just kiddin peter ur great...in a very specific athletic and humourous way... and bringing in back to matt, how about writing ur own stuff! not just working of quotes u find! wt a loser! just kiddin ur great...and unlike peter ur probz gnna read this. that brings me to my blog, depressive ramblings, seemingly original thought thats has ironically become cliched, crappy poetry and inaccurate politics! need i say more? wt a loser! just kiddin ur gr8, i even chek u out in the mirror;) dya kno wt.. wen i think about it.. some of the things that make us laugh reli reli arnt funny.. like the constant black jokes or jews jokes and sexual references.. not funny, just sooooo politcally incorrect it makes us giggle, like sayin bum in primary school. and how many GBs of illegal material is on my PC? i shudnt be sayin that on a blog but still... merret just mentions some band called brand new...so i decide to download an album of theirs.. without payin... im sik to my stomach. how dare i! and how dare the internet let me do that! u kno wts fukkd up... raveethan 4gt his house keys the other day, and i actuli managed to break into his house for him and open the door, and i ws proud of myself! my god. i wna tell u a story of a little girl.. her name doesnt matter, wt does matter is her age, she ws 14 ...OH RIGHT!! GIGGIDY GIGGIDY! thats the end of the story. shud i end this post? i havnt reli written anything memorable yet, and its making me fustrated! wheres the funny kavi wen u need him? in fact i havent seen him since yr 11. i kNoW lets make a rap!
yo yo yo
ur mums a ho
i gt her from behind
and it made her blind?
she ws brilliant
like a polish immigrant
who works as a slave
whoring out on the pave....ment
like wt i did?
gassd it like a yid
the rap that is
and now it fizz...es
oh...yh did it again
and its such a pain
to kno that this rap
is so so so veeeery crap!
kavvizle MC! brruup!
soo? im keepin the day job...but i dnt have one so im pretty much fukkd.
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2 comments:
I think the rap proved what you mentioned earlier in the post; that we laugh at things because we know we shouldn't :).
All the nostalgia...I've had an article based on that sitting as a draft for weeks now, dunno when I'll write it :/
You broke into someone's house and felt PROUD? I LOLLED!
And I liked the final sentence that connected it back to the title of the article ^^! So it's isn't all rambling as you may think :)
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