Rubenism

For the love of god, i hope Ruben does not find his way to this post. Not that i fear i will offend but purely because the overwhelming process of self-realisation may prove to be too much for his frail emotional being. There are 4 main tenets to Rubenism:

1. Emotional fragility
2. Dull conformism
3. Delayed conformism
4. Hyoocrisy

Emotional Fragility
To be masters of one's emotions is a tricky challenge, with hormones flying through a young and sexually charge teenager. The outmost rejection of self-control is the pinnacle of Rubenism and is a by-product of all the other tenets. It is often argued that this trait is not a way of thinking in itself, but is inevitable in the life of an every day Rubenist. Regardless of petty classification, the instable nature of one's mind is the rejection of one's self and off society, an attack on the conformism Rubenist strive to defend and enhanced by the realisation of hypocrisy.

Dull Conformism
Conformism is essential to everyday life, and is the force that binds all humans together. However unsubstantial or "Dull" conformism is often seen as parasite of modern progress. Attacking orinality, it stops people thinking differently and stops the cogs in a pluralistic society. Rubenists disagree and believe the path to hapiness is through community and total secularisation.

Delayed conformism
The average Rubenist does not just conform but also wait to see the effects of certain conformations. Just as Peter the Great took on western ideas after being tested in the west, Rubenism encourages tested conformity. However, this is not a check to avoide inpracticle conformal values, but a test to see how popular it is. Rubenism supports the idea of democracy and that the majority is always right.

Hypocrisy
With the rebellious nature of teenage behaviour, there is the notion of anti-conformism being a promoted philosphy. However to conform to the concept of non-conformism would be outright hypocrisy. It is this that starts the vicious cycle of Rubenism. The self-hate started by self-analysis leads to emotional fragility and the search for comfort amongst peers, which can only be received through conformity. The wound is so deep however, that the Rubenists have to conform so extensively leading to dull conformism. The intense conformism leads Rubenists falling behind recent trends and analysing the spread of new ones. All in all the conformity leads to hypocrisy starting the cycle once more. Rubenism leads to anger and hate.



NOTE TO ALL
This is not to be taken literally or with any sort of seriousness. This is a JOKE!!!
peace