Dudes and dudettes....i cant sleep, any other reason i wud be posting on this lame blog? its all that coffe i drunk at starbux 2day, it ws goooood:D also i ws glad that i didnt hav any of it thrown at me like mikky and alex, wt losers!!clifford messes up ppls clothing, hes ripd like 2 of my shirts broken my shoes, rippd the pokets of georges blazr and rippd his tie!he doesnt know his own strength, and i wonder how he gt that strong in the first place? i dnt think he goes to the gym. gyms sound kinda lame to me, y wud u pay some1 to lift things??if u were a construction worker ppl wud pay u. and these guys earn loads aswell, some times they earn like £20 per hour! thats uber loads!they dnt even do that much work it makes me sick. u kno wt else makes me sik?ppl who like cars..soz stacey.. but cmon!! a cars a car! the only real difference is the colour. how they can talk about cars for so long on top gear on a regular basis i hav no idea, they must put some porn in the show to keep ppl interestd. jeremy clarkson is loserr aswell. that guy destroys the environment and is proud.wt kind of beast is proud of that?proud that his kids will probably choke to death bcos 4X4s are becomin more popular? i like how those adverts are always sayin that theyr doin their best to make more fuel efficient cars and how they care about mother nature...LOL thats just silly ofocors they dnt care but they try to mask it so that it seems they do. honda dnt even talk about cars!! they talk about robots and sky diving like thats gt something to do with what theyre sellin. i like those alcohol ads cos they kno wt theyr sellin...the pure destruction of brain cells in a bottle/can. WKD ads are the best cos they know wt guys do...but i gtta say if ur an alki u wudnt reli be like that....ud probably beat ur wife or something..good times.apparently in japan they have bars that dnt sell alcohol but smells insted:S thats kinda weird, only in japan right? y wud u pay to smell things? only a 4 yr old child wud admit that wen they go out they wnna go "smelling". japanes ppl are crazy, they have weird anime porn and stuff and weird original films. why is it so cool do be original now? ppl act certain ways becos over time we have learnt that thinking or acting in these ways are praaaaactical..so why do we reli need to think out the box? infact with everybody tryin their best to be original the most truly original ppl are those who think practically and traditionally..god bless the BNP! i dnt understand why so many ppl hate politics. its so exciting, its like eastenders or big brother but in suits. loads of disfunctional ppl stuff in a chamber and every 5 years ppl are evicted. i gt and A in government in politics..woo! go me! but now i think about it...wt a useless subject! its not like the country is run like it shud be, its just power hungry freaks doin wt they like. every one hates gordon brown....bcos theyre told to....most ppl cudnt tell u why they do. thats why u shud never judge a book by its cover. but sometimes its natural. i ws walkin past waterstones and i saw in the front window a book called "sex and more sex"...hmmm i wonder wt thats about? a thrilling read i wud presume. its reli weird how loads of ppl have become reli weird. look at russel brand, hes reli funny, but whoah!!! freaky deaky! that guy in the mighty boosh aswell! i totali think the nerdier one is funnier cos hes soo cool and sorta reminds me of george! i kno he gets alot of slack but i think george wudnt be as cool if he wasnt ginger. its just makes him shine. like the sun on a clear summers day..we see the sun less n less now, but its well hot alot of the time...tis global warming! it wellll hot atm and it ws like raining..and its solely thanks to jeremy clarkson..if i see that man on the street im gnna shake his hand...i myt choke, but warm weather makes me feel at home, all i need now is a monsoon season.